Not So Pro 3

[redline4]

We've been cleaning out my grandparents house in preparation to get it listed on the market. Helped my uncle carry out furniture all day. My lazy, unemployed POS, SOB cousin who lives in the house (has lived there for 15 years where he sucked off my grandparents like a leech all the way to their graves) hasn't come out of his room or lifted a finger to help the entire time. Then as I'm sitting on the front porch this evening I saw him going out with his whale of girlfriend.

So I guess he feels well enough to go out for dinner and well enough to put his dick in shamu but he not well enough to do any work.

Unfuckingbelievable.

Go shìt in the corner of his room and if asked, blame it on a feral cat.

 

[Mastermind]

Good morning men.

Go shìt in the corner of his room and if asked, blame it on a feral cat.

Feral Cats is gonna be the name of the next band I start.

 

[redline4]

Good morning men.



Feral Cats is gonna be the name of the next band I start.

Jethro Tull cover band with Jason on skin flute.

 

[dall]

Ew no you dik

Would. Not. Doubt. It.



Not my place to do so, but next time I see him I will absolutely call him out on it and call him a lazy piece of shìt to his face. He's a perpetual victim, so is his mother (who also lives there). By no means do I claim to be the hardest working person ever, but I'd be outright embarrassed to sit locked in my bedroom while my uncle and cousin carried furniture out of the house I've been living in.

Pictures of your aunt ?

 

[dall]

Ew no you dik

Would. Not. Doubt. It.



Not my place to do so, but next time I see him I will absolutely call him out on it and call him a lazy piece of shìt to his face. He's a perpetual victim, so is his mother (who also lives there). By no means do I claim to be the hardest working person ever, but I'd be outright embarrassed to sit locked in my bedroom while my uncle and cousin carried furniture out of the house I've been living in.

Where are they moving to ?

 

[Loony661]

Good morning. 64 to 78 today. No time to slack, gotta get the oldest up and moving for a baseball tourney very soon. Enjoy your Saturday folks.

 

[USMC615]

Mornin’ Wendy’s…74 to 90, looks like a little wet stuff here shortly then gone.

 

[Wonkydonkey]

Good morning men.



Feral Cats is gonna be the name of the next band I start.

Translated to……

Feral Cats is gonna be the name of the next rental I start.

 

[USMC615]

Be’s raining now.

I’m really surprised I didn’t wake up to find ol’ lot lizard Dallicia involved in another scrotum, pecker, or bunghole fest last night.

 

[dall]

Be’s raining now.

I’m really surprised I didn’t wake up to find ol’ lot lizard Dallicia involved in another scrotum, pecker, or bunghole fest last night.

were surprised that your ass isnt so wore out that you use a 6 inch butt plug to hold everything in lol

 

[Lnk]

Good afternoon men, seems like afternoon anyway. Slept awful, sore. Going to do some mechanic ING today. Putting a rear end in a recliner. Cool drinks too.

 

[dall]

Good afternoon men, seems like afternoon anyway. Slept awful, sore. Going to do some mechanic ING today. Putting a rear end in a recliner. Cool drinks too.

someone said that was a big job
think jason has been looking at your ass

 

[JoeDirt]

Pictures of your aunt ?

If I posted pics you'd regret asking.

Where are they moving to ?

No idea but it was in the will that they had to be out of the house within 6 months of the death date and the house is to be sold.

 

[sawmikaze]

Good morning men.



Feral Cats is gonna be the name of the next band I start.

Is Dalice gonna be on the skin flute ?

 

[dall]

If I posted pics you'd regret asking.

No idea but it was in the will that they had to be out of the house within 6 months of the death date and the house is to be sold.

ill just imagine she looks like you lol

Is Dalice gonna be on the skin flute ?

lol gfy
he prefers jason anyways

 

[USMC615]

Is Dalice gonna be on the skin flute ?

…he’s already playing the male organ.

 

[dall]

…he’s already playing the male organ.

unlike you its my own

you do them all

 

[ray benson]

Good morning. 1 1/4" of rain last night just after midnight. It's 70°F/ 21°C going up to 75°F/ 25°C.

 

[sawmikaze]

Does anyone think trying a T540 mark 3 is a bad idea ?

 

[nbbt]

Good morning. At the out of town spot 57 earlier this morning going to 79.
Last evening just after sunset. The moon was visible from close to 6pm, but didn't look cool till later.