Not So Pro 3

[maulhead]

She charges by the HOUR!

She would probably trade favors for twinkies & doritos...

 

[dall]

She would probably trade favors for twinkies & doritos...

lol he probably already knows

 

[Gullet]

lol he probably already knows

Yup.
Krispy Kreme

 

[Lnk]

Anyone want to guess the hanging weight? Lol

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

 

[maulhead]

Built like a fridge

Built like a sack of potatoes would be more accurate.

 

[maulhead]

Anyone want to guess the hanging weight? Lol

If you can squat the springs on a F150, just by sitting in the bed, I don't think dollar general is where you should be buying your groceries.

I'd say it's time to stop eating twinkies & doritos and head for the nearest nutrisystem....

Either that or have papa buy a F350 when you need a ride to town....

 

[Gullet]

Only downfall to hauling Dalls girlfriends around is stopping @ the weigh stations everytime you go anywhere!

 

[nbbt]

We had a cherry tree crash on a fence....cleaning it up made a huge mess. I spent an hour just picking leaves up. Now to get it on out of the field....and pick leaves up again.

I bet the cores from the larger branches (dark core centers) would make for some mighty fine grill smoke wood.

 

[nbbt]

First rain at the homestead in 4 weeks and 3 days this afternoon. Got enuf to make the wafer in the gage to move.

The guessers are still claiming that there is a possibility of more tomorrow --> Saturday.

 

[Gullet]

First rain at the homestead in 4 weeks and 3 days this afternoon. Got enuf to make the wafer in the gage to move.
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The guessers are still claiming that there is a possibility of more tomorrow --> Saturday.

Not enough for a piss test.

 

[USMC615]

Dally be on that well insulated specimen like a fat kid on a cupcake…he likes his wimminz on da lard, I meant large size.

 

[JoeDirt]

Bey guys broke another phone on Wednesday morning at work. What did miss?

Got this straightened out. I'm back

What'd you do this time?

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

What'd you do this time?

Some dik put his wheel chocks on his phone.

 

[dall]

Dally be on that well insulated specimen like a fat kid on a cupcake…he likes his wimminz on da lard, I meant large size.

I was always told what you turn down in this lifetime you have to eat in the next

 

[USMC615]

Mornin’ fiends…68 to 88, don’t see any rain nearby but who knows.

 

[41FanForLife]

What'd you do this time?

Someone had my phone in their pocket and may have jumped in my pool. Dried it out immediately and it worked for 2 weeks. Then just decided it didn't wanna work no more.

 

[41FanForLife]

Some dik put his wheel chocks on his phone.

Those damn wheel chocks and boat anchors will get you every time. How's Adam doing?

 

[USMC615]

Someone had my phone in their pocket and may have jumped in my pool. Dried it out immediately and it worked for 2 weeks. Then just decided it didn't wanna work no more.

I’m willing to bet farm for farm, or a whole cut up cow, or five buckets o’ yardbird, whichever is cheaper on yer wallet, I know who dat someone was!

 

[Lnk]

Good morning men, got a quick shower this morning but it wasn't supposed to. Guests arriving later, have a great day gentlemen!