Not So Pro 3

[USMC615]

We got 11.25” of rain in the last five days around here…time for that *s-wordt to move on.

 

[USMC615]

Everyone knows you’d be there

They does have some good pulled pork sammies and brisket sammies dot dot dot

 

[Gullet]

We don’t get vacation time
What is that vacation stuff like ?

Its exactly like your doing now.
Props to you tho, if it weren't for "Couch Holder Downers", Planes couldn't fly with all those couches in the upper atmosphere!

So thanks for all your hard "work".

 

[dall]

Its exactly like your doing now.
Props to you tho, if it weren't for "Couch Holder Downers", Planes couldn't fly with all those couches in the upper atmosphere!

So thanks for all your hard "work".

ill trade you anytime lol
i havent had a person take me up on it yet

 

[Gullet]

ill trade you anytime lol
i havent had a person take me up on it yet

Pffft!
Your tits are too big now.
Couldnt swing a sledge or axe if needed.
If my couch staples come loose, I'll holler @ ya.

 

[dall]

Pffft!
Your tits are too big now.
Couldnt swing a sledge or axe if needed.
If my couch staples come loose, I'll holler @ ya.

lol exactly noone wants to go through what i have
lol the surgery wasnt bad it all the time after you cant do much of anything

i started doing cardiac rehab therapy tuesday and i got 3 days in this week

 

[Gullet]

lol exactly noone wants to go through what i have
lol the surgery wasnt bad it all the time after you cant do much of anything

i started doing cardiac rehab therapy tuesday and i got 3 days in this week

If I had new tits, I'd never leave the house.
Couldnt keep a job cause my tongue would be too sore.

 

[Mastermind]

I've never had a paid day off in my life...or have I collected a cent of unemployment. I've been self employed nearly my entire adult life.

 

[dall]

If I had new tits, I'd never leave the house.
Couldnt keep a job cause my tongue would be too sore.

we know you keep your tongue sore

and youd be the life of a gtg just like how you was on the job lol

 

[full chizel]

I get 8 weeks of paid vacation plus personal and sick days.

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

I get 8 weeks of paid vacation plus personal and sick days.

You also climb man-made burny trees at ungodly hours in hellatious weather.

 

[Lnk]

I get three paid, and I usually take a week or two of unpaid vacation. Ty made me take two weeks during the pandemic when I told them I had the flu, they said I had to get tested before I came back. Told them I wasn't getting tested. Said I had to wait two weeks to came back. So sick for three days and then a vacation. I refused to use sick or vacation time. So I got to take it again. Now I take two extra weeks every year.

 

[Lnk]

Buc-ee’s here has 120 gas pumps…can’t blame ya for missing that clusterfuck party!

128 at this one. Right at the Sevierville exit. Biggest one, until they build another. Lol

 

[maulhead]

County fair isn't until next month, yet farmers have already started to bring their prized heifers to town....

 

[dall]

County fair isn't until next month, yet farmers have already started to bring their prized heifers to town....


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i thought you drove dodge

who did you get to take the pictures for you

 

[Gullet]

i thought you drove dodge

who did you get to take the pictures for you

ANOTHER example of why we dont pay you to think!

 

[maulhead]

i thought you drove dodge

who did you get to take the pictures for you

I'm not buying a f350 to bring your new girlfriend to Randy's GTG.

 

[Gullet]

I'm not buying a f350 to bring your new girlfriend to Randy's GTG.

She charges by the HOUR!

 

[dall]

ANOTHER example of why we dont pay you to think!

so its your wife ?

She charges by the HOUR!

yep your wife lol

 

[JugHead27]

She charges by the HOUR!

Built like a fridge