Not So Pro 3

[JugHead27]

 

[Mastermind]

Good evening mfers.

 

[maulhead]

Has someone been doctoring young pussys

On his 8th life

Pretty much, he's the runt of the litter, I swear he has not grown since October 2022. He was born in June 2022. His brother is twice his size.

I used to call it shadow since it follows me everywhere, constantly right under your feet, always right there, going everywhere I go....

Last December when we had that cold snap, with 55 below windchill's for several days, it followed me outside when I was getting firewood, I didn't realize it came outside with me, until I was back in the house.

I went out looking for it, a few times but could not find it. Next day I heard it whining, found it curled in a ball under the hood of my truck, covered in snow, I wrapped him in a towel brought him inside, he sat by the woodstove for almost 20 hours straight without moving, few days later his ears turned black and fell off, then the next week his tail came off.

Fool is lucky he's still alive. These days I call him, dingbat, dingleberry, or dipchit....

 

[JoeDirt]

Evening girls... someone give me the tl;dr.

 

[JugHead27]

Pretty much, he's the runt of the litter, I swear he has not grown since October 2022. He was born in June 2022. His brother is twice his size.

I used to call it shadow since it follows me everywhere, constantly right under your feet, always right there, going everywhere I go....

Last December when we had that cold snap, with 55 below windchill's for several days, it followed me outside when I was getting firewood, I didn't realize it came outside with me, until I was back in the house.

I went out looking for it, a few times but could not find it. Next day I heard it whining, found it curled in a ball under the hood of my truck, covered in snow, I wrapped him in a towel brought him inside, he sat by the woodstove for almost 20 hours straight without moving, few days later his ears turned black and fell off, then the next week his tail came off.

Fool is lucky he's still alive. These days I call him, dingbat, dingleberry, or dipchit....

Surprised his bawls didn’t freeze off?

 

[maulhead]

*s-wordforbrains has known his tractor needs a fuel pump since last year, think he had me fix it sooner? Nope... lets wait until the day of, that the hay needs bailing, to fix crap. Going to stop answering my phone here real soon.

SFB, has a nice big empty barn (you could park two semis with trailers in said barn) JD tractor & baler sit outside all year in the weeds, rusting..... makes total sense. Screws and nails in the negative battery post, SFB here smack the neg cable it with a hammer to tighten it up and it gets a better connection....

Why fix it the right way, let's just keep jerry-rigging it, like everything else. FFS

Once SFB started rambling about what needed serviced on baler, I said start cranking the tractor, and lets purge all air out of the lines, once it was running, I packed up my tools and left, maybe his lazy teenage son (SFBJr) could get off his xbox, and help his dad service the baler.

I can only handle small amounts of stupidity per day....I don't have any hay that needs baling so I bailed out....

#whatashitshow

 

[41FanForLife]

Evening girls... someone give me the tl;dr.

Speak english college boy

 

[maulhead]

Surprised his bawls didn’t freeze off?

I didn't care to check...

 

[Loony661]

Whatafuckingidiot

I'm all for the innocent until proven guilty, thing.

But he sure looks guilty asfuck right now, her remains were found on or near his family's property.

What took so long for them to find her, is what I don't understand? They pinged his cell soon after she vanished, tracked his movements the day in question, his cell data showed him, going out to his family's land, then back to Winona. Ground zero should have been that land, unless she was moved or something? Still many unanswered questions.

From what I heard early on, is there were some issues about getting warrants to search the relatives property. I heard today though that it was falsely reported that the body was found on a family member’s property. I’m sure more details will come to light soon. I have not watched the press release yet though.

 

[Loony661]

*s-wordforbrains has known his tractor needs a fuel pump since last year, think he had me fix it sooner? Nope... lets wait until the day of, that the hay needs bailing, to fix crap. Going to stop answering my phone here real soon.

SFB, has a nice big empty barn (you could park two semis with trailers in said barn) JD tractor & baler sit outside all year in the weeds, rusting..... makes total sense. Screws and nails in the negative battery post, SFB here smack the neg cable it with a hammer to tighten it up and it gets a better connection....

Why fix it the right way, let's just keep jerry-rigging it, like everything else. FFS

Once SFB started rambling about what needed serviced on baler, I said start cranking the tractor, and lets purge all air out of the lines, once it was running, I packed up my tools and left, maybe his lazy teenage son (SFBJr) could get off his xbox, and help his dad service the baler.

I can only handle small amounts of stupidity per day....I don't have any hay that needs baling so I bailed out....

#whatashitshow


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That farmer sounds like the type around here that don’t make it very long - they reap what they sow, and laziness doesn’t get them rich.

 

[Dream]

Evening hand humpers.
One more day at work, then off to the inlaws to service the mower for Bosslady and clean up a Sweetgum that lightning struck a few weeks ago.

Picked this little POS up today. The usual.
Loose muffler bolts. Muffler melted through the oil tank. Piston scored.
Got a couple more here. One actually has a good oil tank...
Gonna try to make another "white trash special" for my nephew.
Too bad this top cover is cracked.
That Nascar sticker adds at least two hearse purrs.

 

[maulhead]

From what I heard early on, is there were some issues about getting warrants to search the relatives property. I heard today though that it was falsely reported that the body was found on a family member’s property. I’m sure more details will come to light soon. I have not watched the press release yet though.

So many things get twisted in these situations, it's hard to find out the truth.

 

[Loony661]

So many things get twisted in these situations, it's hard to find out the truth.

Absolutely.

 

[maulhead]

That farmer sounds like the type around here that don’t make it very long - they reap what they sow, and laziness doesn’t get them rich.

Up until a few years ago, when he found sobriety, he was always either drunk or stoned, or both.

He lost both his arms in a farming accident, insurance company paid out big. He lives off the interest from his insurance payout. At this point farming is just a hobby for him, he does not do it because he needs to.

His situation sucks and all, but his farming accident could of been prevented.

He told me a few weeks ago, he has really good property insurance, in case I get hurt over there.

I told him I don't give a fork, I would rather have my health & ability to work, than a fat payout, I like doing things the right way, not jerry-rigging things.

It drives me nuts if I spend too much time over there.

 

[dall]

Speak english college boy

He’s doing the best he can lol

Evening hand humpers.
One more day at work, then off to the inlaws to service the mower for Bosslady and clean up a Sweetgum that lightning struck a few weeks ago.

Picked this little POS up today. The usual.
Loose muffler bolts. Muffler melted through the oil tank. Piston scored.
Got a couple more here. One actually has a good oil tank...
Gonna try to make another "white trash special" for my nephew.
Too bad this top cover is cracked.
That Nascar sticker adds at least two hearse purrs.
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It needs more than one sticker to hold the loose screws from falling completely out

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

Evening girls... someone give me the tl;dr.

You're humping all Big John's stuff so he can ride GoldThing naked thru the countryside. That's all I know.

Evening hand humpers.
One more day at work, then off to the inlaws to service the mower for Bosslady and clean up a Sweetgum that lightning struck a few weeks ago.

Picked this little POS up today. The usual.
Loose muffler bolts. Muffler melted through the oil tank. Piston scored.
Got a couple more here. One actually has a good oil tank...
Gonna try to make another "white trash special" for my nephew.
Too bad this top cover is cracked.
That Nascar sticker adds at least two hearse purrs.
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My shed floor is covered with 340/345/350 carcasses. You'd be welcome to any of it.

 

[Dream]

You're humping all Big John's stuff so he can ride GoldThing naked thru the countryside. That's all I know.

My shed floor is covered with 340/345/350 carcasses. You'd be welcome to any of it.

Shipping would be a bit steep.
You should really clean up a bit.
Breaking ones neck because of a cheap Hoosky would be bad.
It takes a little machinework, a 353 piston, and a 357 carb/intake boot(and some Dirko), but those can be made into stout little bastids.

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

It takes a little machinework, a 353 piston, and a 357 carb/intake boot(and some Dirko), but those can be made into stout little bastids.

I know. But I CBF coz i have a 353 or two, ported 346, a 357 or 4 one ported etc.....

 

[Loony661]

Up until a few years ago, when he found sobriety, he was always either drunk or stoned, or both.

He lost both his arms in a farming accident, insurance company paid out big. He lives off the interest from his insurance payout. At this point farming is just a hobby for him, he does not do it because he needs to.

His situation sucks and all, but his farming accident could of been prevented.

He told me a few weeks ago, he has really good property insurance, in case I get hurt over there.

I told him I don't give a fork, I would rather have my health & ability to work, than a fat payout, I like doing things the right way, not jerry-rigging things.

It drives me nuts if I spend too much time over there.

I know the type. Good on you for turning down his round-about invitation to be fraudulent.

 

[JoeDirt]

Speak english college boy

Tl;dr- too long; didn't read grandpa

You're humping all Big John's stuff so he can ride GoldThing naked thru the countryside. That's all I know.

Johnny said he wanted to crank his hawg all the way to Altoona and I don't want to bear witness...