Not So Pro 3

[Kiwioilboiler]

No worries here the thing was about 3 hours north of here. Pretty rare event for us though:

https://www.freep.com/story/news/lo...nado-michigan-damage-death-injury/9870473002/




Me too. When I was a kid I watched a funnel cloud go across our back 40. It touched down about 4 miles up the road and pulled the roof off the neighbors house and deposited it in a massive white oak tree in their front yard. Almost like a giant wanted to take a look at the wife’s knickers (she was pretty hot for a milf) which it decided to hang up in the branches along with the rest of their clothes. It was supposedly a small one.




Well it’s a good thing you weren’t in Gaylord, MI yesterday. The way it sounds this tornado picked up every shark out of Lake Michigan and used them to ássfuck the entire town

Must. Not. Make. Jokes. About. Gay lords.

 

[Lnk]

Must. Not. Make. Jokes. About. Gay lords.

Resist it, you can do it!

 

[Woodpecker]

Must. Not. Make. Jokes. About. Gay lords.

Your lucky this’ll be the only time you have to practice such restraint. I have to travel through there with my family somewhat regularly and practice the same restraint.

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

Your lucky this’ll be the only time you have to practice such restraint. I have to travel through there with my family somewhat regularly and practice the same restraint.

Eggy txt me coz he knew it made me go " It's called what?"

 

[redline4]

Your lucky this’ll be the only time you have to practice such restraint. I have to travel through there with my family somewhat regularly and practice the same restraint.

Kinda like going through southern Illinois.
There's Dix, Ina, Effingham...

 

[Mastermind]

Must. Not. Make. Jokes. About. Gay lords.

Or about the Dallpluckering sharks.

 

[hoskvarna]

Gonna have me a campfire after dark
Got some of those black round things in there [emoji106]
Mostly locust. I hate them trees
Hopefully it will kill the ones I have piled it around [emoji43]‍[emoji94]


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[Woodpecker]

Or about the Dallpluckering sharks.

Ássfucking-sharknado!!!!!! Jeebus forking Christ on toast get it write!

 

[huskihl]

Had a pretty bad tornado roll through North of here (south of @huskihl ) yesterday. Couple people dead so far. Wife’s been called into the State emergency ops center to work today.

Took out about 10% of Gaylord’s businesses it looked like

 

[Dream]

FFS, I take a few hours off to spray for the damn ants that are eating the bottom of the house and the bees that are after the top portion, then go with Bosslady on a grocery run.
I come back to Dallpluckering sharknados and gay lords everywhere.

What do you people actually DO?

 

[Mastermind]

What do you people actually DO?

 

[Wonkydonkey]

What know posts…. For 5hrs
You guys must be busy, jerking those gay-sharkassfucking-lords.

good morning

and Caryon as you are

 

[Lnk]

FFS, I take a few hours off to spray for the damn ants that are eating the bottom of the house and the bees that are after the top portion, then go with Bosslady on a grocery run.
I come back to Dallpluckering sharknados and gay lords everywhere.

What do you people actually DO?

We used to be slackers, now we are not so sure. Make the bees and the ants fight, then they will leave your house alone. My neighbor think if you take a shovel full of any hill to another ant hill and dump it on them, they will fight it out until they are all dead. He has been doing it for 40 years.

Insanity!

 

[Lnk]

Thanks for the rain Gary, @GCJenks204

 

[Mastermind]

We could use some rain too Gary.

 

[Lnk]

We could use some rain too Gary.

Did you not get any? Looks like more is on the way today, might move south of you though. Also, I asked first, called dibs, etc.

Lol

 

[how57]

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Ouch!

 

[Woodrow]

Good morning fellas. Happy Sunday!

 

[Stump Shot]

Good morning.

 

[Mastermind]

Did you not get any? Looks like more is on the way today, might move south of you though. Also, I asked first, called dibs, etc.

Lol

Not yet. Waiting....