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Here's one...

Raining like a mf'r earlier this morning before daybreak, get to the red light/crosswalk between the C-17 parking lot and one of the flightline access gates, and this gal is standing there soaking ass wet waiting on the light to change, rain water just beading off that ass. Mind you, I've got on a waterproof Frogg Togg fishing jacket, and a damn umbrella over my head. She turns and looks at me and sez…"You'd think someone with a rain jacket and an umbrella would offer a lady the umbrella." My response was purty simple..."You'd think a mf'r smart enough to work on Got Damn airplanes would be smart enough to own a f'ng umbrella." Light changes, I'm walking across the crosswalk, and holler back "stay dry, gonna be a damn wet one this morning."

Back story on this female turd who has the looks that might rival a Walmart 3 or 4 at best...idiot done been moved around to three different squadrons, was in C-5's and C-130's prior to her sorry ass landing here in C-17's...filed sexual harassment grievances against two guys in C-5's, and two guys in C-130's. Must be some hard up boys in the two previous squadrons...I wouldn't *f-wordk this nappy ass lookin' ho with any of ewe's peckers!
 

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I wanted to break Franks neck last time I saw him. Long story short when my dad was slow dying of cancer his *b-word ass was telling old friends he didn't want to be bothered and here my dads thinking no one wanted to see him.

I need to make a road trip to piss on a rock now just thinking about it.

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This mfer! Refuse to wear clothes and listen. Will all so bite kick and scratch with zero disregard for repercussions.

Any Hank 3 fans in here since we fighting about music?
Yeah *f-word him too

Don't have to, and not sure why they did it that way. It will be street legal with the new body on the frame.
In Kansas you wouldn't have to worry about that stupid *s-word.
 

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Here's one...

Raining like a mf'r earlier this morning before daybreak, get to the red light/crosswalk between the C-17 parking lot and one of the flightline access gates, and this gal is standing there soaking ass wet waiting on the light to change, rain water just beading off that ass. Mind you, I've got on a waterproof Frogg Togg fishing jacket, and a damn umbrella over my head. She turns and looks at me and sez…"You'd think someone with a rain jacket and an umbrella would offer a lady the umbrella." My response was purty simple..."You'd think a mf'r smart enough to work on Got Damn airplanes would be smart enough to own a f'ng umbrella." Light changes, I'm walking across the crosswalk, and holler back "stay dry, gonna be a damn wet one this morning."

Back story on this female turd who has the looks that might rival a Walmart 3 or 4 at best...idiot done been moved around to three different squadrons, was in C-5's and C-130's prior to her sorry ass landing here in C-17's...filed sexual harassment grievances against two guys in C-5's, and two guys in C-130's. Must be some hard up boys in the two previous squadrons...I wouldn't *f-wordk this nappy ass lookin' ho with any of ewe's peckers!

I'd say you dodged a sexual harassment suit.
 

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Oh and @Dub11 I don't hate your kids, even the gnomey one. But I have disliked AC/DC since I was a kid. Watching drunk adults at wedding receptions lose their *s-word when "You Shook me All Night" came on. I can clearly remember thinking "this is *frenching lame".

:headbang::headbang::headbang:
 

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I wanted to break Franks neck last time I saw him. Long story short when my dad was slow dying of cancer his *b-word ass was telling old friends he didn't want to be bothered and here my dads thinking no one wanted to see him.

I need to make a road trip to piss on a rock now just thinking about it.


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This mfer! Refuse to wear clothes and listen. Will all so bite kick and scratch with zero disregard for repercussions.


Yeah *f-word him too

In Kansas you wouldn't have to worry about that stupid *s-word.
I don't like the hacked body anyways, but if I wanted to it could be registered. I don't understand why they registered it like a quad, but oh well I guess lol. Morning bish.
 

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I got one of them kids.
Lol I’m sorry
Morning papaw!
Where you been? All tangled up with a excavator?
It’s done
Here's one...

Raining like a mf'r earlier this morning before daybreak, get to the red light/crosswalk between the C-17 parking lot and one of the flightline access gates, and this gal is standing there soaking ass wet waiting on the light to change, rain water just beading off that ass. Mind you, I've got on a waterproof Frogg Togg fishing jacket, and a damn umbrella over my head. She turns and looks at me and sez…"You'd think someone with a rain jacket and an umbrella would offer a lady the umbrella." My response was purty simple..."You'd think a mf'r smart enough to work on Got Damn airplanes would be smart enough to own a f'ng umbrella." Light changes, I'm walking across the crosswalk, and holler back "stay dry, gonna be a damn wet one this morning."

Back story on this female turd who has the looks that might rival a Walmart 3 or 4 at best...idiot done been moved around to three different squadrons, was in C-5's and C-130's prior to her sorry ass landing here in C-17's...filed sexual harassment grievances against two guys in C-5's, and two guys in C-130's. Must be some hard up boys in the two previous squadrons...I wouldn't *f-wordk this nappy ass lookin' ho with any of ewe's peckers!
so when are you feeding her breakfast?
 

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I wanted to break Franks neck last time I saw him. Long story short when my dad was slow dying of cancer his *b-word ass was telling old friends he didn't want to be bothered and here my dads thinking no one wanted to see him.

I need to make a road trip to piss on a rock now just thinking about it.


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This mfer! Refuse to wear clothes and listen. Will all so bite kick and scratch with zero disregard for repercussions.


Yeah *f-word him too

In Kansas you wouldn't have to worry about that stupid *s-word.
LOL!
Just has that IDGAF look.
Imagine hes a hand full.
 
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