Damn, that didn't leave any good options for an escape path...
I'm a bit like you. Born in KS, spent a lot of time growing up on a family friend's 1200 acre ranch in the Flint Hills of KS. Gt exposed to a lot of power equipment when I was young and not the greatest at any of it, but there's little I can't use at least decently. I always had a thing for saws which was amplified greatly when I visited my Great Aunt and Uncle North of Redding CA when I was 15. I spent time in the Rockies, but I'd never seen land that was so dense w/trees that there was no grass due to the canopy cover. I did a charity cut with them and the "Mountain" Lions Club and got exposed to saws that had names like Sachs-Dolmar, REAL versions of McCullochs, Homelites and Poulans and some BIG Stihls and Huskies...
Since then I've learned a lot about directional felling an steering with the back cut. I know precious little about blocking and rigging, but I am always trying to learn to add more tools to the mental toolbox for when nasty, ugly or dangerous trees need to be removed.
-Bryan