College football ball busting

[hseII]

Nah I just feel sorry for those poor kids not being able to get into a big 10 school, i figure they deserve some little morsel of joy in their lives till they lose to The Ohio State University.

These were so funny, I felt the need to reshare:

If y'all had anybody other than Myers, I wouldn't say a word.

 

[Definitive Dave]

OK true story - last year I had to have a polyp removed after a colon screening and I was face down on the table, ass in the air with a freshly shaved rectum, 10 nurses and such in the operating room, lightly sedated.
Not exactly a comfy position and I am scanning the room for something to focus on besides the fact that I am currently a Penn State coaches' wet dream.
I see the framed credentials of the doctors who use the room hanging on the wall and with slurred speech I ask the anesthesiologist which one will be operating on me.
He stands up and points to a Diploma with a large block M on it and the University of Michigan seal and tells me my surgeon is one of the top guys in the field.
I am trying to form a Michigan joke when i feel the cold small female hands of a nurse spread my cheeks wide and my colon involuntarily clenches.
The door swings open and the Dr. walks in with his gloved hands upraised and as he glances at my immodest position he exclaims
"Coach Harbaugh, I'm a huge fan, can I have an autograph?" and then he tried to hand my sphincter a sharpie.

 

[Definitive Dave]

I would have told this joke about an Alabama doctor, but..... Alabama Doctor...that concept is funny enough all by itself
RollTide

 

[hseII]

I would have told this joke about an Alabama doctor, but..... Alabama Doctor...that concept is funny enough all by itself
RollTide

BaHaHaHaHa

 

[T.Roller]

I would have told this joke about an Alabama doctor, but..... Alabama Doctor...that concept is funny enough all by itself
RollTide

Good one.

 

[Cut4fun]

After seeing the Gronk skit last night I went to show someone today and come across this bama skit.

 

[KenJax Tree]

OK true story - last year I had to have a polyp removed after a colon screening and I was face down on the table, ass in the air with a freshly shaved rectum, 10 nurses and such in the operating room, lightly sedated.
Not exactly a comfy position and I am scanning the room for something to focus on besides the fact that I am currently a Penn State coaches' wet dream.
I see the framed credentials of the doctors who use the room hanging on the wall and with slurred speech I ask the anesthesiologist which one will be operating on me.
He stands up and points to a Diploma with a large block M on it and the University of Michigan seal and tells me my surgeon is one of the top guys in the field.
I am trying to form a Michigan joke when i feel the cold small female hands of a nurse spread my cheeks wide and my colon involuntarily clenches.
The door swings open and the Dr. walks in with his gloved hands upraised and as he glances at my immodest position he exclaims
"Coach Harbaugh, I'm a huge fan, can I have an autograph?" and then he tried to hand my sphincter a sharpie.

All that typing for a weak punchline. C'mon Dave

 

[Wolverine]

Any y'all watching this VT/Ark bowl game? Wow!

 

[USMC615]

Any y'all watching this VT/Ark bowl game? Wow!

Been watching it from the get-go...helluva change of momentum going on.

 

[T.Roller]

I got an alert at halftime it was 24-0. Looks like shot has happened since then. I

 

[Wolverine]

Helluva game since VT woke the helI up.

 

[USMC615]

Damn...VT just took the lead, 28-24. Has turned into a complete roll reversal of how these teams played the first half.

 

[USMC615]

Helluva game since VT woke the helI up.

This oughta be a decent 4th qtr to watch...no telling how this thing will turn out.

 

[Wolverine]

Damm it, all the cameras there and we can't see the reason for the ejection.

 

[USMC615]

Damm it, all the cameras there and we can't see the reason for the ejection.

Highly curious what the kid did as well...

This game is history. VA Tech played a damn good 2nd half...Ark simply blew it out their ass!

 

[USMC615]

Gonna catch a little of the OK St / CO game and it'll be lights out...gotta be on that damn flightline early thirty in the morning. Work tomorrow then 3 days off. Definitely gonna be in the recliner for the Mich/Fla St game tomorrow night.

 

[Termitebuffet]

Any y'all watching this VT/Ark bowl game? Wow!

geez what happened , did they change teams at the 1/2

 

[countryhog]

That ark second half has plagued us all year. Nobody knows why/how it happens. No rhyme or reason. Good players-lousy team. Go figure
I heard he spit in the ither players face
Saw at least twice where vt player pulled the long hair of the ar player AFTER the play was over
Some very puzzling officiating
Being a razorbacker i cant bust on anyones team. Oy vay, still got next year

 

[Wolverine]

Wow, that's classy. If that's what happened... glad he got the boot.

I saw the one hair pull, my wife actually paused it to show me. And no call... wtf.

 

[T.Roller]

SEC looks like the Mac this year. Pitiful display of football being played in these bowls.