A Poem (for Randy)

[Brush Ape]

Randy cuz just because,
I know you sharted
I can see it in your eyes
Now mine are burning.

Get out of the shop
and look around
it's a bright beautiful world out there.
Or at least crack a window.

Why are you making Jon smell those
buttery sulfuric buttbombs?
Please step away from the Wasabi
That one smelled like roast beef.

By
Brush Ape

 

[Frank bierce]

Brought a tear to my eye

 

[tree monkey]

lol

 

[T.Roller]

Love it

 

[czar800]

 

[Mastermind]

So that's why Jon left me.....

 

[P.M.P.]

Dam Randy You really sellin this CHIT

 

[Mastermind]

Yes.....yes I am. Just send me your credit card information.

 

[dall]

Yes.....yes I am. Just send me your credit card information.

best answer ?

 

[dall]

Dam Randy You really sellin this CHIT

be great to set on neighbors porch and keep flies off your porch

 

[backhoelover]

randy has got older and wiser he went from fart bombs to shart bombs with depends lol

 

[Keith Gandy]

Yall be careful or yall might get your MMWS cylinder back with monkey shart installed!!!

 

[TJ the Chainsaw Mechanic]

 

[Brush Ape]

How Many Beans Can A White Man Eat?

By Brush Ape

Enchiladas Supremas
Burritos
chili chimichanga
when will it end????

Rando stop eating the legume of death
before you kill all your friends.

One more tamale
oh what can it hurt?
Raise that leg one more time
and you might stain your shirt.

Please o please
cut the squish but not the cheese....

 

[Mastermind]

Poor shirt tale.....

 

[Keith Gandy]

New MMWS Portin Policy
BY: MASTERMIND
Big Bore? Little Bore?
Jus mess with the monkey
Alil More
When I port that cylinder
Youll think why did I Hinder?
Now that u have that new cylinder
You will have monkey *hit in it
To remember

 

[jake wells]

roses are red
violets are blue
sugar is sweet and so is maple surple
and randy is the 7th out of 7 sons
your pappy was a piston
your a son of a gun.

 

[Mastermind]

I actually am the seventh of seven sons. Two of my brothers didn't live past the first few months.

 

[Keith Gandy]

I actually am the seventh of seven sons. Two of my brothers didn't live past the first few months.

Sorry about your brothers man!

 

[Mastermind]

They were long gone before I was born my friend.