Part Nine: Who Is Going To Rake These Leaves?

[Randy's Mom]

I'm sick and damn tired of these leaves blowing up along side the house and buildings. This stuff is a fire hazard as every time I flip a butt I have to run out and stomp it out with my slippers. This is getting tiring.

I wiped your butt and encouraged you to stay in Junior High for four years for what? This? Happy Mother's day to you too, you little ingrates.

 

[Jon1212]

I'm sick and damn tired of these leaves blowing up along side the house and buildings. This stuff is a fire hazard as every time I flip a butt I have to run out and stomp it out with my slippers. This is getting tiring.

I wiped your butt and encouraged you to stay in Junior High for four years for what? This? Happy Mother's day to you too, you little ingrates.

I'm warning you, one last time....

 

[Randy's Mom]

Jonny why don't you tell your nice pals about that time you got your pp stuck in that pert shampoo bottle?

 

[Jon1212]

Jonny why don't you tell your nice pals about that time you got your pp stuck in that pert shampoo bottle?

You're projecting your failures in life, again.

 

[jake wells]

You're projecting your failures in life, again.

I'm having convulsions over that pert bottle comment, Please help me...

 

[Jon1212]

I'm having convulsions over that pert bottle comment, Please help me...

That's a whole lot of shaking going on...

 

[Deets066]

Lol

Let's see how this pans out.

 

[sgrizz]

My guess is not very well.

 

[angelo c]

soft music playing in the background.... chairs gently swaying on the deck....big white thing ominously increasing in size as the young couple dreams of a future....



my guess is a shipwreck and a visit to camp, but is was kinda funny.

 

[Gary Courtney]

I'm warning you, one last time....

let her stay. she already has 33 trophy points !

 

[TJ the Chainsaw Mechanic]

 

[Redfin]

Hello Randys Mom.

 

[stihl_head1982]

Howdy maw. Welcome to OP.

 

[RI Chevy]

Virginia is for lovers. lol

 

[sawmikaze]

 

[Randy's Mom]

Hello Randys Mom.

Hello do you have a rake and a little ambition, peckerwood? It has an apostrophe in it you ill-contrived waste of little swimmers.

 

[dall]

Lmfao

 

[dall]

Shed love me

 

[Redfin]

Hello do you have a rake and a little ambition, peckerwood? It has an apostrophe in it you ill-contrived waste of little swimmers.

I do have a rake but zero ambition. Sorry. I would suggest broadening your search to include someone wiff a leaf blower. Your leaf and sandy Lady part issues will be solved.

 

[Randy's Mom]

Your leaf and sandy Lady part issues will be solved.

I may have just juiced a little.