UFOs

[hacskaroly]

Seriously after doing that 10 times would you think there is intelligent life here? They took off thinking "what a bunch of dipsticks. we are done wasting our time"

How many scientists do we have that keep looking at algae in petri dishes and poking it over and over again and don't lose their excitement....I can see one of the aliens saying "Hey Glorp, watch this humans eyes bug out when you poke him this way....it never gets old!!"...

 

[Bill G]

Well that explains everything! Didn't know you grew up in a trailer park.

No I did not, but you do you.
Of course if you, actually do, do you, then that would explain a lot, about you..................

 

[Bill G]

How many scientists do we have that keep looking at algae in petri dishes and poking it over and over again and don't lose their excitement....I can see one of the aliens saying "Hey Glorp, watch this humans eyes bug out when you poke him this way....it never gets old!!"...

The entire alien existence thing is a tough one. Tough to believe we are the only ones but also tough to believe if there is intelligent life out there they have not found us in a credible manner.

 

[Lnk]

That is easy to explain. Back in the 1970's and early 1980's there were successful UFO landings here, Heck they were in the news quite regularly. The problem is the goofy aliens kept landing in a trailer park. They ended up picking up the dumbest, hillbilly, redneck there and then anal probing him. Seriously after doing that 10 times would you think there is intelligent life here? They took off thinking "what a bunch of dipsticks. we are done wasting our time"

That's not nice Bill. Someone unfortunate enough to grow up poorer than you should not be ridiculed for it. There are many stories of people succeeding from a poor economic background. Calling people names isn't a good look either. I usually enjoy your posts, but this one goes a little far. Sorry.

 

[Bill G]

That's not nice Bill. Someone unfortunate enough to grow up poorer than you should not be ridiculed for it. There are many stories of people succeeding from a poor economic background. Calling people names isn't a good look either. I usually enjoy your posts, but this one goes a little far. Sorry.

You really need to get a grasp on humor.

If you think any of those goofy idiots on TV were telling the truth then I have a few bridges to sell you.................

Whats next? If I make a Ned Beatty joke will you get all hurt?

Calm down, it is beautiful evening, enjoy some tea and a fine cigar.

 

[Lnk]

You really need to get a grasp on humor.

If you think any of those goofy idiots on TV were telling the truth then I have a few bridges to sell you.................

Whats next? If I make a Ned Beatty joke will you get all hurt?

Calm down, it is beautiful evening, enjoy some tea and a fine cigar.

I understand and appreciate the humorous parts, it was the disparaging people who live in trailer parks that I took issue with. I will have some tea, but no cigar. We can't afford those here.

 

[Bill G]

I understand and appreciate the humorous parts, it was the disparaging people who live in trailer parks that I took issue with. I will have some tea, but no cigar. We can't afford those here.

I am not sure what disparaging words I said but heck that is not new for me. I have a tough time getting my dry humor across.

I would never make it as a comedian.

 

[Lnk]

I am not sure what disparaging words I said but heck that is not new for me. I have a tough time getting my dry humor across.

I would never make it as a comedian.

I will leave it be. Just remember not everyone is as blessed as some of us. Carry on, I am usually pretty good at detecting humor, I failed on your attempt.

 

[sawmikaze]

I understand and appreciate the humorous parts, it was the disparaging people who live in trailer parks that I took issue with. I will have some tea, but no cigar. We can't afford those here.

The guys involved in the Allagash Abductions seemed like level headed guys who told one hell of a story.

I guess the viewer can decide if they believe their account..

Aliens probably read OPE and figure it's not worth making contact with us after what they see here. I don't blame them.

 

[jacob j.]

The guys involved in the Allagash Abductions seemed like level headed guys who told one hell of a story.

I guess the viewer can decide if they believe their account..

Aliens probably read OPE and figure it's not worth making contact with us after what they see here. I don't blame them.

I think there's several members here who have been probed in the mothership but they're not aware of it.

 

[sawmikaze]

I think there's several members here who have been probed in the mothership but they're not aware of it.

There's no doubt about it.

 

[Bill G]

I think there's several members here who have been probed in the mothership but they're not aware of it.

I agree

 

[Bill G]

The guys involved in the Allagash Abductions seemed like level headed guys who told one hell of a story.

I guess the viewer can decide if they believe their account..

Aliens probably read OPE and figure it's not worth making contact with us after what they see here. I don't blame them.

I just remember the supermarket tabloids such as the National Enquirer. They were a bunch of morons. I saw it as humor.....maybe others did not .

You do know Elvis is is still running a bait shop in Wabasha Minnesota......

Hell I have been there but his wax worms are damn expensive.

 

[sawmikaze]

I just remember the supermarket tabloids such as the National Enquirer. They were a bunch of morons. I saw it as humor.....maybe others did not .

You do know Elvis is is still running a bait shop in Wabasha Minnesota......

Hell I have been there but his wax worms are damn expensive.

You should probably quit reading the National Enquirer and listen to the guys actually talk. That magazine is what ruined my relationship with Carmen Electra.

Elvis works at Walmart, not a bait shop.

 

[Woodwackr]

The entire alien existence thing is a tough one. Tough to believe we are the only ones but also tough to believe if there is intelligent life out there they have not found us in a credible manner.

O, they know we’re here, lol. That’s why they don’t introduce themselves.

 

[Bill G]

You should probably quit reading the National Enquirer and listen to the guys actually talk. That magazine is what ruined my relationship with Carmen Electra.

Elvis works at Walmart, not a bait shop.

I have not seen a National Enquirer in the checkout for years and sadly Wal Mart ruined all the supermarkets here.

Damn that Walley World. I blame Chevy Chase but most will not get that.

 

[Woodwackr]

I have not seen a National Enquirer in the checkout for years and sadly Wal Mart ruined all the supermarkets here.

Damn that Walley World. I blame Chevy Chase but most will not get that.

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The Waldon family just sold off $1.5b in stock the other day…hmmm.

 

[Bill G]

O, they know we’re here, lol. That’s why they don’t introduce themselves.

What would any intelligent life form want with Earth? All we do is beech, moan, and argue the dumbest things.

Soda or pop
Burger or ground beef
Oreo or cream sandwich

 

[Bill G]

The Waldon family just sold off $1.5b in stock the other day…hmmm.

On a serious note Dollar General is kicking Walmart's hind end

 

[Woodwackr]

On a serious note Dollar General is kicking Walmart's hind end

Dollar gen has closed half their stores