Okay, heres a story for you.
We did those two jobs on the same day.
One for some American blow-ins good half hour down the road and the other for some locals right beside me.
We only finished off the job for the Americans today. The priority was to get the trees on the ground, not to cut them up. They were in no panic to get the timber processed and the mess cleared.
The other job, the one for the locals was high priority. There was another storm promised and they texted me in a panic looking for that cedar tree reduced the next day.
I agreed to come to them the next day since they had been unlucky in the two previous storms. In storm Daragh in December three big leylandi trees belonging to them fell across the road and onto their neighbours house, shed and lorry. I think i posted pics of that job in this thread. In storm Eowyn in January another big leylandi tree belonging to them snapped off and crushed a different neighbours hay shed.
So I felt a bit sorry for them and came to reduce this other tree on short notice so it couldn't uproot or snap and cause more havoc. Plus, they're my neighbours and they're going to get me to cut the trees that fell into the hay shed, more on that later.
When I say they're locals, she's local. She grew up a little further down the road in a big old manor house but she spent a lot of her life in the UK. She makes designer clothes, she even made an outfit for lady gaga. He's from Dublin, south Dublin. That's the wealthy part of Dublin. He has a posh sounding second name, it's definitely far from the chainsaw that he grew up.
They bought this house half a mile from me on the urgings of her father.
I mentioned earlier that she grew up in an old manor house. That's her father's family. He has a posh second name, but he's still a Catholic. In Ireland there's a divide between catholics and protestants. It's not as a big a deal as it used to be but it's still there. The church of Ireland protestants are mostly descended from English settlers and are usually wealthier and have a reputation for meanness and keeping everything they can to themselves. They were the ruling estate here when Ireland was ruled by England. They're a small minority, most catholics don't
really consider them to be truly irish, at least implicitly. There's a lot of history there.
But this guy is a Catholic. Lives in a big fancy protestant house from hundreds of years ago, has some of the best land around and is rotten with money. He recently sold a commercial forest for 1.3 million. My friend aaron who works with me told me that his mother used to work in that house when she was a teenager. Making beds and serving breakfast. She got paid £4/day, that would have been in the 1990s.
So you get the picture I'm painting of these people, they're not exactly poor.
We did that job a month ago now and they're only just after contacting me looking to pay me. This is after not wanting to pay me what I was asking to begin with.
And that's after them trying everything they could to not pay me for the first job I did for them. In the end I agreed to let them pay me cash for that first job in exchange for me not charging them the vat. I also allowed them €100 for the woodchip, which I sold.
So they ended up paying €1600 instead of €2200. For a three day job involving three people (4 on one day) and a chipper. 6 weeks after the job was done.
You want to know what's even better? They didn't look after the people whose property the trees fell on. They made them pay half my bill, didn't fix the shed or fix the lorry. They only fixed the damage to the house.
Those trees that fell into the hay shed that I mentioned earlier? They're still lying there, the farmer still can't use his hay shed. They wouldn't even cut overhanging branches stopping him from accessing his yard. I did that pro bono when I topped the cedar. They're waiting to get clearance from they're insurance before they do anything. They might not even get the insurance to pay. They probably won't.
So they have fcuked over two next door neighbours, pissed me off no end and generally made they're bad name worse.
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I told him to leave the money in an envelope in the local filling station for me but he said "he won't get there today". It's 3 miles down the road.
I think I'm going to tell him to fcuk right off when he finally gets round to cutting the trees that are lying in the hay shed.
Oh and those Americans? They tipped us €200. Last time I did a job for them they tipped €50 and gave me an old dolmar saw.
Amazing isn't it? The locals with lots and lots of money won't pay they're neighbour who was charging them "mates rates" but the foreigners who I don't think have much always pay more than I ask.