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I have a hedge at my house

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I have a lot of hedges at my own house.
I love my own hedges.
I love other people's hedges too...when all I do is look at them when I drive past.
I hate other people's hedges when I have to cut them.

"Could you take a foot off?"
"Could you cut it in half?"

Me: "Okay, how much do you want me to cut off it?"
Customer: "ah, sure you know yourself"
Me: 😡🤬 "bad words"
 

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Another job from this morning.
A big, rotten, hollow beech growing put of the ditch on the boundary between a row of detached houses and some waste ground with a few horses.


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I climbed it to set a line for pulling. We used a tirfor winchto pull it over. We didn't really need it as it was leaning the right way but it felt safer with the winch 😆.

There was rot and decay near the top.


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I used spikes and wire core lanyard to get the face cut in as the tree was growing on such an awkward steep bank. The 36 inch bar is a pain to use like this.

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It was terrifying cutting such s massive tree with only 3 inches of timber holding it up in places.


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I'm glad it was leaning the way we wanted to fell it.
We finally cut this tree into firewood today.
It was very spongey for the bottom 20 feet or so.
Definitely a good thing we felled it when we did.

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Heres another photo from the day we felled it. She wasn't exactly in the prime of her life.


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Another spruce. It never ends.


Took 1/3 of the tree, then another 1/3 then aaron felled the rest


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At least there was no ivy on this one.
This one big tree and another much smaller one leaning towards power lines.
Both climbed, felled, cut up, chipped and the timber stacked in 4 hours.
 

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We finally cut this tree into firewood today.
It was very spongey for the bottom 20 feet or so.
Definitely a good thing we felled it when we did.

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Heres another photo from the day we felled it. She wasn't exactly in the prime of her life.


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I’m not trying to be nosy, but your English sounds very Americanized. Same idioms and adjectives. Are you native Irish? I really enjoy your posts btw. Your country has so much history that we simply can’t have as a comparatively fledgling country. Castles and all…
 

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I’m not trying to be nosy, but your English sounds very Americanized. Same idioms and adjectives. Are you native Irish? I really enjoy your posts btw. Your country has so much history that we simply can’t have as a comparatively fledgling country. Castles and all…
Lad, if I typed the way I speak you wouldn't understand a fcuking word.
 

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That sounds better.
I can understand this verbatim, can you?




This show was huge in Ireland around the time I was in school. We used to impersonate the characters akl the time. It was filmed 20 or 30 miles from where im from so they talk pretty similar to how I talk.


 

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Oir latest project.
Reduce these spruce trees so that there's only 20 foot left above ground.
Half them were already done but need more taking off.
I wish people would just either have trees or not have trees, im sick of this "cut it in half" sh1te.


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There's as many trees again as there is in this picture. I'll post more pictures when we're done.
 

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End of day one.
13 trees topped and processed.


Before chipping.


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After chipping


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14 inch bar was a bit small.


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More like it.


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View from the second last tree.


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I'm sure folks have their reasons, and no reflection on your work but that looks like schlit. I'm more in the camp you mentioned yesterday, have trees or don't. Pretty view from the MS461 though!
 

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I'm sure folks have their reasons, and no reflection on your work but that looks like schlit. I'm more in the camp you mentioned yesterday, have trees or don't. Pretty view from the MS461 though!
I agree, it looks god awful.
Either I do the job and get paid or someone else does the exact same job and they get paid instead.
Its a straight forward, easy, hazard free job compared to most of the work we do. The customer is easy to work for and loaded so it was easy to say yes to this job.
 

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I agree, it looks god awful.
Either I do the job and get paid or someone else does the exact same job and they get paid instead.
Its a straight forward, easy, hazard free job compared to most of the work we do. The customer is easy to work for and loaded so it was easy to say yes to this job.

I understand and agree with your logic. But why are they lopping off conifers that way?
 

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I understand and agree with your logic. But why are they lopping off conifers that way?
It's common practice here unfortunately.
Really, really frustrates me. Big time.
Everyone has massive spruce, cedar, leyland cypress, lawson cypress and monterrey cypress trees planted around houses and yards and on boundary fences.

They all want trees for "shelter" and privacy but they don't want the trees to grow so big that they fall in the wind and cause damage.


After the big storms last winter a lot of trees came down and smashed houses, sheds, vehicles, power lines, fibre cables and blocked roads for weeks. Everyone is in a mad panic to cut trees back so the same doesn't happen again. All the d1cks in the media and govt are spreading sh1te about how we are going to get more and more of these big storms thanks to climate change so that's adding to the panic.


Storm Eowyn in January was the biggest storm since storm Debie in 1961.



Most of the conifers we are cutting are 50-90 years old meaning they either weren't around back then or were immature.
Grants for planting trees started in the 1970s, as did mass emmigration from this part of the country (counties roscommon, Leitrim, sligo, cavan). As more and more people left more and more land fell into neglect and got planted. With conifer trees becoming readily available and often grant paid more and more people started planting them around houses for shelter.


Ireland being Ireland and the Irish being Irish, these new trees became ignored and neglected. Now theyre everywhere, 70+ feet tall, shallow rooted and hugely prone to falling in the wind. Most of them are also growing around houses or on land owned by old farmers aged 60+ who are convinced they need shelter from the wind (hilarious, I know) and privacy from their neighbours (also hilarious).


The same people are also convinced it's still the 1970s and they haven't a pot to p1ss in making them very reluctant to pay for anything, despite being loaded from working their whole lives, collecting farm subsidies (big thing here) and collecting private and state pensions and sometimes even pensions from the UK on top (a lot of them went there to work and came back, entiteling them to uk pensions).


So we have a situation where there are lots of trees that land owners want topped but not felled and for as little money as possible.
Not ideal for the likes of me but it makes up a good 1/3 of my work.


Its a really, really, really stupid practice but you just can't tell these people otherwise. Most of the time they have these big ignorant trees right outside their back door, covered in ivy with no living branches below 30 feet but they want the tree brought from 80 feet down to 20 or even 10 feet. The tree will die after that but no matter what I say they are still determined to have the job done their way.

If the tree does survive next thing it puts up 4 or 5 new tops and ends up becoming an even bigger wind catcher.

I'm not joking, I've literally reduced 70 year old spruce trees from 80 feet down to ten feet and left lifeless stumps sticking up out of the ground.


Younger people (below 40) are usually much easier to deal with, they usually want the trees gone and then plant a nice beech or hornbeam hedge in their place.

Like I said, I either take on these jobs and get paid or the next guy they ring takes it on and gets paid instead. And knowing people around here of this generation (and i do) the next guy they ring will be an agricultural contractor friend of mine who will just sub me in to do the job anyways.
 

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It's common practice here unfortunately.
Really, really frustrates me. Big time.
Everyone has massive spruce, cedar, leyland cypress, lawson cypress and monterrey cypress trees planted around houses and yards and on boundary fences.

They all want trees for "shelter" and privacy but they don't want the trees to grow so big that they fall in the wind and cause damage.


After the big storms last winter a lot of trees came down and smashed houses, sheds, vehicles, power lines, fibre cables and blocked roads for weeks. Everyone is in a mad panic to cut trees back so the same doesn't happen again. All the d1cks in the media and govt are spreading sh1te about how we are going to get more and more of these big storms thanks to climate change so that's adding to the panic.


Storm Eowyn in January was the biggest storm since storm Debie in 1961.



Most of the conifers we are cutting are 50-90 years old meaning they either weren't around back then or were immature.
Grants for planting trees started in the 1970s, as did mass emmigration from this part of the country (counties roscommon, Leitrim, sligo, cavan). As more and more people left more and more land fell into neglect and got planted. With conifer trees becoming readily available and often grant paid more and more people started planting them around houses for shelter.


Ireland being Ireland and the Irish being Irish, these new trees became ignored and neglected. Now theyre everywhere, 70+ feet tall, shallow rooted and hugely prone to falling in the wind. Most of them are also growing around houses or on land owned by old farmers aged 60+ who are convinced they need shelter from the wind (hilarious, I know) and privacy from their neighbours (also hilarious).


The same people are also convinced it's still the 1970s and they haven't a pot to p1ss in making them very reluctant to pay for anything, despite being loaded from working their whole lives, collecting farm subsidies (big thing here) and collecting private and state pensions and sometimes even pensions from the UK on top (a lot of them went there to work and came back, entiteling them to uk pensions).


So we have a situation where there are lots of trees that land owners want topped but not felled and for as little money as possible.
Not ideal for the likes of me but it makes up a good 1/3 of my work.


Its a really, really, really stupid practice but you just can't tell these people otherwise. Most of the time they have these big ignorant trees right outside their back door, covered in ivy with no living branches below 30 feet but they want the tree brought from 80 feet down to 20 or even 10 feet. The tree will die after that but no matter what I say they are still determined to have the job done their way.

If the tree does survive next thing it puts up 4 or 5 new tops and ends up becoming an even bigger wind catcher.

I'm not joking, I've literally reduced 70 year old spruce trees from 80 feet down to ten feet and left lifeless stumps sticking up out of the ground.


Younger people (below 40) are usually much easier to deal with, they usually want the trees gone and then plant a nice beech or hornbeam hedge in their place.

Like I said, I either take on these jobs and get paid or the next guy they ring takes it on and gets paid instead. And knowing people around here of this generation (and i do) the next guy they ring will be an agricultural contractor friend of mine who will just sub me in to do the job anyways.
Sounds like what you need is a pine beetle infestation.
 

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It's common practice here unfortunately.
Really, really frustrates me. Big time.
Everyone has massive spruce, cedar, leyland cypress, lawson cypress and monterrey cypress trees planted around houses and yards and on boundary fences.

They all want trees for "shelter" and privacy but they don't want the trees to grow so big that they fall in the wind and cause damage.


After the big storms last winter a lot of trees came down and smashed houses, sheds, vehicles, power lines, fibre cables and blocked roads for weeks. Everyone is in a mad panic to cut trees back so the same doesn't happen again. All the d1cks in the media and govt are spreading sh1te about how we are going to get more and more of these big storms thanks to climate change so that's adding to the panic.


Storm Eowyn in January was the biggest storm since storm Debie in 1961.



Most of the conifers we are cutting are 50-90 years old meaning they either weren't around back then or were immature.
Grants for planting trees started in the 1970s, as did mass emmigration from this part of the country (counties roscommon, Leitrim, sligo, cavan). As more and more people left more and more land fell into neglect and got planted. With conifer trees becoming readily available and often grant paid more and more people started planting them around houses for shelter.


Ireland being Ireland and the Irish being Irish, these new trees became ignored and neglected. Now theyre everywhere, 70+ feet tall, shallow rooted and hugely prone to falling in the wind. Most of them are also growing around houses or on land owned by old farmers aged 60+ who are convinced they need shelter from the wind (hilarious, I know) and privacy from their neighbours (also hilarious).


The same people are also convinced it's still the 1970s and they haven't a pot to p1ss in making them very reluctant to pay for anything, despite being loaded from working their whole lives, collecting farm subsidies (big thing here) and collecting private and state pensions and sometimes even pensions from the UK on top (a lot of them went there to work and came back, entiteling them to uk pensions).


So we have a situation where there are lots of trees that land owners want topped but not felled and for as little money as possible.
Not ideal for the likes of me but it makes up a good 1/3 of my work.


Its a really, really, really stupid practice but you just can't tell these people otherwise. Most of the time they have these big ignorant trees right outside their back door, covered in ivy with no living branches below 30 feet but they want the tree brought from 80 feet down to 20 or even 10 feet. The tree will die after that but no matter what I say they are still determined to have the job done their way.

If the tree does survive next thing it puts up 4 or 5 new tops and ends up becoming an even bigger wind catcher.

I'm not joking, I've literally reduced 70 year old spruce trees from 80 feet down to ten feet and left lifeless stumps sticking up out of the ground.


Younger people (below 40) are usually much easier to deal with, they usually want the trees gone and then plant a nice beech or hornbeam hedge in their place.

Like I said, I either take on these jobs and get paid or the next guy they ring takes it on and gets paid instead. And knowing people around here of this generation (and i do) the next guy they ring will be an agricultural contractor friend of mine who will just sub me in to do the job anyways.

Thanks for the explanation. Strange stuff, but like you say, if they're determined to lop the trees off, you might as well do it.
 

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I can understand this verbatim, can you?




This show was huge in Ireland around the time I was in school. We used to impersonate the characters akl the time. It was filmed 20 or 30 miles from where im from so they talk pretty similar to how I talk.


The second link is very manageable, but the first...
Yeah, you're definitely full-blooded Irish if that's other than pidgin.
 
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