Brush Ape
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Once upon a time, men was men and women was wimmins. A guy could come back to the cave a draggin' what ever he'd clubbed and get a decent meal and maybe some attention. But not today. Here is what happened.
A Frenchman at the helm of a major conspiracy which was culminating about 150 years ago took and decided that barefoot and pregnant was to be a thing of the past. His name was Pierre `le Brassiere. That's when he gave 'em shoes. Then they took to walkin' about. They seen men smokin' and chewin' and votin' and they decided right there they could do all those things in their shoes. The trouble with it was that the men looked up from their doin's and noticed a thing or two themselves. Thus another generation of impregnation was kindled. However, Mr. Brassiere had other plans. He'd developed in his little French labortory what was first described as, “sur le support de blocs d'épaule” translated: “The Over the Shoulder Boulder Holder.”
When he dispatched these first as an experiment in North America then on a worldwide basis, there was no turning back, we was done. They took to marchin' down the street and straight into them polling booths and voted themself chief of the whole entire doin's whereas mankind was left to cook his own meals and beg her to take off them shoes when he required her to walk on his back. She flatly refused to take them off and we was left there with a sore back and a empty gut to lay there on the floor and starve.
A Frenchman at the helm of a major conspiracy which was culminating about 150 years ago took and decided that barefoot and pregnant was to be a thing of the past. His name was Pierre `le Brassiere. That's when he gave 'em shoes. Then they took to walkin' about. They seen men smokin' and chewin' and votin' and they decided right there they could do all those things in their shoes. The trouble with it was that the men looked up from their doin's and noticed a thing or two themselves. Thus another generation of impregnation was kindled. However, Mr. Brassiere had other plans. He'd developed in his little French labortory what was first described as, “sur le support de blocs d'épaule” translated: “The Over the Shoulder Boulder Holder.”
When he dispatched these first as an experiment in North America then on a worldwide basis, there was no turning back, we was done. They took to marchin' down the street and straight into them polling booths and voted themself chief of the whole entire doin's whereas mankind was left to cook his own meals and beg her to take off them shoes when he required her to walk on his back. She flatly refused to take them off and we was left there with a sore back and a empty gut to lay there on the floor and starve.
