Medical Dad jokes:
My doctor sent me to a specialist. When I got there, the sign said "General Surgery." I left, because I'd rather hold out for specific surgery.
I met with a spinal surgeon, but I didn't trust him. He seemed like the type of guy who would stick a knife in your back.
Depression can feel just like being stupid and lazy. I'm always afraid the doc is gonna run some tests, then say, "No, actually, you're just stupid and lazy."