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Thought you were metric!
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About 30 centimeters of sun here. That sounds better eh.
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We got haze from your wildfires.
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Presented in honor of all pun lovers. Philbert might still be around.
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Frankly, he was just a shell of his former self near the end. But I will still miss him around the hollandaise . . .
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This is my go to joke when around new people.
Do you know how to catch a polar bear?
Go to the Arctic and drill a 5’ hole in the ice. Then take a bag of frozen peas and place them 1” apart all around the the hole. Then you need to hide behind a snow bank and wait. Sure as chit a polar bear will come and check out the hole. And when he bends over to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.
Do you know how to catch a polar bear?
Go to the Arctic and drill a 5’ hole in the ice. Then take a bag of frozen peas and place them 1” apart all around the the hole. Then you need to hide behind a snow bank and wait. Sure as chit a polar bear will come and check out the hole. And when he bends over to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.
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My wife is a member of a FB group call once a Marine always a Marine and someone shared this, we thought it was funny. From a news article about a reporter firing an AR15.
https://m.sevendaysvt.com/vermont/s...s-first-indoor-gun-range/Content?oid=33532211
It is difficult to describe the impact — physical and personal — of that first shot. It felt like a meteor had struck the earth in front of me. A deep shock wave coursed through my body, the recoil rippling through my arms and right shoulder with astounding power. Being that close to an explosion of such magnitude — controlled and focused as it was — rattled me.
https://m.sevendaysvt.com/vermont/s...s-first-indoor-gun-range/Content?oid=33532211
It is difficult to describe the impact — physical and personal — of that first shot. It felt like a meteor had struck the earth in front of me. A deep shock wave coursed through my body, the recoil rippling through my arms and right shoulder with astounding power. Being that close to an explosion of such magnitude — controlled and focused as it was — rattled me.
