Some toasts to kick off the new year and new forum?

[wildroamer]

I offered my honor.
She honored my offer.
And all night long I was on her and off her!

 

[wildroamer]

Here's to women, whose most entitled to it.
For if any could drive a man to drink,
she certainly could do it!

 

[wildroamer]

We may not get what we want.
We may not get what we need.
So long as we don't get what we deserve!

 

[wildroamer]

Here's to the girl in the pretty red shoes.
She'll smoke your cigarettes, and drink your booze.
She's got no cherry, but that's no sin.
She still has the box that cherry came in!

 

[olympyk_999]

GOAT 2.0?

 

[cgraham1]

 

[Frank bierce]

Plain toast

 

[Frank bierce]

Artsy Fartsy toast

 

[Frank bierce]

Halved toast

 

[Frank bierce]

Ummmm...creative toast?

 

[Frank bierce]

Last toast for tonight. Buttered toast

 

[wildroamer]

Well done toasts!

 

[wildroamer]

here's another one for your reading enjoyment...

 

[wildroamer]

"Friends may come, and friends may go, and friends may peter out. But you're my friend forevermore, so peter in, peter out!"

 

[wildroamer]

I would rather be here, with you people, than with the finest people in the world!

 

[the GOAT]

Stop ruining this forum.

 

[wildroamer]

OK, Out.

 

[wildroamer]

 

[wildroamer]

But I'm coming back for my new saw...

 

[wildroamer]

I want you to know that I'll be taking my dearth of knowledge with me, so your loss!