not so pros

[Time's Standing Stihl]

All the windows in my office taste like fly *s-word

And i thought they said you only licked the windows on the short bus!

 

[Sty57]

Good Evening you bunch of Butt Sniffers.
Hope y'all had a great day!

 

[leadfarmer]

And i thought they said you only licked the windows on the short bus!

Yepper dats were I got me edgamaction

 

[Dub11]

Just saw on the news they now have dogs trained to find sewer leaks by smelling out human fecal bacteria. Must of trained them at the front office of my job.

 

[Dub11]

Also on the news Kansas (were I live) has no rules against registered offenders hanging out Halloween candy. So does that mean I can put out a child mannequin and wait for scumbags chesters to walk up to it so I can hand out candy of the metallic kind? Only seems fair.

 

[Dub11]

Dont worry Iam not talking about guns that for critters

 

[Genius]

Also on the news Kansas (were I live) has no rules against registered offenders hanging out Halloween candy. So does that mean I can put out a child mannequin and wait for scumbags chesters to walk up to it so I can hand out candy of the metallic kind? Only seems fair.

I'd give them lead

 

[leadfarmer]

Also on the news Kansas (were I live) has no rules against registered offenders hanging out Halloween candy. So does that mean I can put out a child mannequin and wait for scumbags chesters to walk up to it so I can hand out candy of the metallic kind? Only seems fair.

[emoji106] [emoji106]

 

[treesmith]

Yepper dats were I got me edgamaction

Look at you with them big words

Making my head hurt

 

[p61 western]

Good Evening you bunch of Butt Sniffers.
Hope y'all had a great day!

Maybe scratch and sniff?

 

[p61 western]

I hope everybody had a good Monday.

 

[huskihl]

Maybe scratch and sniff?

Sometimes there's no other way to tell the difference between a fart and a shart. Man's gotta do what he's gotta do

 

[Sty57]

Sometimes there's no other way to tell the difference between a fart and a shart. Man's gotta do what he's gotta do

Just make sure you lick your fingers first before you go back in the cookie jar.

 

[huskihl]

Just make sure you lick your fingers first before you go back in the cookie jar.

Now that ain't right

 

[huskihl]

This is my wife's favorite maple tree. Looked kinda cool this morning while putting the mutts in the kennel

 

[p61 western]

Now that ain't right

Are you hungry yet?

 

[Red97]

Sup fellers...

 

[Red97]

Well I'm now down to 2 running ported saws...


Whatever will I do

 

[Redfin]

Well I'm now down to 2 running ported saws...


Whatever will I do

What is port more saws Alex?

 

[huskihl]

Hiya Joe. Glad you sold the echo. I sold Fook You to a friend today. Any problems bring it back. That was the only logical way.