Ran into a guy at napa that was just in the newspaper i said how the hell are you free.
He was in a car chase and fleeing state police in a high speed pursuit.
He told me he tried to drive a illegal unregistered ford escort across
A flooded creek 4ft deep.
Car stalls and floats so he swims
To deeper water and hides
From a police dog
Then climbs into a drain pipe and got stuck
He thought the cops were tasing him
And he was screaming for help
They weren't
It was the cold water
30 degree air temp.
He got himself free lost a shoe
Tried to find the police to help him
He found a barn and climbed under a pile of hay
To try to get warm.
That's where the cops found him
And beat the holy piss out of him lol
I said was it worth it
No he said i should have took the fines
Now he has 3 year's probation
500.00 fine
And 200 hours community service.