not so pros

[Dub11]

Saw a female bartender hammer a guy's head into a solid oak bar repeatedly.
He grabbed her boobie
If he would've been sober
Probably would've killed him.

Drunkenness has saved many a fool from injury. That definitely includes me a time or 12.

 

[p61 western]

Good afternoon fellas.

 

[GCJenks204]

Afternoon “gents”. Tamara and Inwent to see The Mule this afternoon, I quite enjoyed it. Now need to go home and watch Grand Torino again...

 

[JimBear]

Saw a female bartender hammer a guy's head into a solid oak bar repeatedly.
He grabbed her boobie
If he would've been sober
Probably would've killed him.

 

[czar800]

Afternoon men.

 

[Czed]

 

[leadfarmer]

Saw Clint down here in my area agin. Bastage never call when he's coming by.

 

[p61 western]

Saw Clint down here in my area agin. Bastage never call when he's coming by.

He rode the short bus to Curves lmao.

 

[p61 western]

Good evening fellas.

 

[leadfarmer]

He rode the short bus to Curves lmao.

Yeth

 

[usmcbuckwild]

Hi

 

[P.M.P.]

Good evening guys

 

[AlfA01]

Drunkenness has saved many a fool from injury. That definitely includes me a time or 12.

Yep. True story: I was about 15 driving home from a wedding. Car passes me and crashes. Driver died on impact and the passenger was thrown out the window.

We saw the guy fly into the borrow pit. It was a situation of instant write-off, but we couldn't find him in the dark. Suddenly the guy stumbles up the embankment.

Drunk as a skunk and just a few scratches on him. Left me speechless. He must have flown 30-40 feet. I guess he was so drunk he was like elastic.

 

[Dub11]

Yep. True story: I was about 15 driving home from a wedding. Car passes me and crashes. Driver died on impact and the passenger was thrown out the window.

We saw the guy fly into the borrow pit. It was a situation of instant write-off, but we couldn't find him in the dark. Suddenly the guy stumbles up the embankment.

Drunk as a skunk and just a few scratches on him. Left me speechless. He must have flown 30-40 feet. I guess he was so drunk he was like elastic.

Wow! That's one lucky dude.

And yeah your body is limp and your reaction time is slowed so you literally just roll with it instead of tensing up.

 

[Czed]

Good morning guy's

 

[AlfA01]

Mornin' Friday Saw Fondlers! Rain, rain and more rain. They were guessing we'd turn to snow overnight, but no white stuff yet.

No way to work in this garbage weather. Gonna wrench on some saws and go eat chili at a friend's house for lunch.

Ya'll have a good one.

 

[Tor R]

Good morning guys,
39°F, probleby slippery roads, gone drive to my dealer soon

 

[Sty57]

Morning! 26°/34°F

 

[Time's Standing Stihl]

Good morning men

Happy Friday

 

[leadfarmer]

Mornin boys an girls