not so pros

[Dolmar Junkie]

I run computer and handheld devices at work
But phone's are a pain

Had you seen that one yet? Did it excite you too...
Impressive saws to ay the least

 

[Dolmar Junkie]

I'll pass on the flu shots won't be injected with that venom.

I can dig it, it ain't killed me yet (I've had worse stuff poured into me) and it gets my witchdoctor to shuuut up..

 

[Roadfxr]

I'll pass on the flu shots won't be injected with that venom.

Me neither. I think it's how we were raised. Don't go to the Dr unless your life is threatened. Lol

I got a lecture from a nurse and Dr couple weeks ago on a rare trip to Dr about refusing the flu shot. I told them to quite wasting my time and deal with why I was there. Will be a cold day in hell before they inject me with that garbage.


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[Czed]

Now you've gone and runed my day, by reminding me of someone that did the same thing to me, except it was a junky old water truck to use on our dirt road and kids dirt bike eutopia ... =
I was only gone 45 min and told him I would be right back...

Somebody is supposed to take picture's
Of a 288 and send them to me

 

[Termitebuffet]

Welcome Chuck. Be careful that one big guy likes to play grab ass..

The one with the big fingers ????

Sawhawgz, ruining the internet since 2012...

 

[huskihl]

Lol

 

[Dolmar Junkie]

Me neither. I think it's how we were raised. Don't go to the Dr unless your life is threatened. Lol

I guess I got acclimated to it, plus my life has been threatened on more than one occasion....

Example: the first car (in the thumbnails i believe) is the brain surgeon who crossed the centerline and rearranged my life. I remember the T tops safety glass feeling like rain,when I came back from that metal wrapped in leather steering wheel, I said that mothersticker broke my nose,not realizing that I was sticking my fingers in my nasal cavity. Broke from one end to the other, more metal than 2 090's. My cousin was in passenger seat and I thought he was dead and wanted to get around to help him,but every time I kicked my door to get out,I kept noticing that my feet were turning 90degrees outward/sideways. It turned out that he just had a glass jaw so to speak, and only broke his nose and dislocated his hip.
I tell you that long arse story because he didn't like doctor's or needles and I could had him fighting them in the emergency room, while I enthusiastically waited on a dilaudid drip followed up with a demerol/phenergran chaser! But alas they didn't give it to me (already sat around talking to people on side of road for 45minand been in er another hr and my adrenaline was wearing off) and decided to send me to a bigger trauma unit in ambulance, needless to say I gave the drivers a rough time at this point, even stating that I should drive if they couldn't go any faster. (If anyone here is that driver, Thank you,and I apologize, sincerely for the things I called you)
So don't get her flew shots,but if you learn anything from being forced to endure another of my rambling post,wear your seat belts(unfortunately I don't most of the time, don't like being held down by the man)
And I can also tell you that they make a lot of pretty good flavors of ensure, I know cause my jaw was wired for a month( next time I'll tell you how I bypassed that. And the cool party tricks like blowing smoke out your trach hole when the chicks visiting you don't even realize that it's open still...
Plus several other times life was" threatened " sometimes you even get to ride on helicopters if you plan it right!
Now back to your regularly scheduled program.

 

[USMC615]

Afternoon gents...little piddling ass rain here today. Little recliner time I suppose with Planet Earth on BBC channel.

 

[Dolmar Junkie]

Somebody is supposed to take picture's
Of a 288 and send them to me

Now yer trying to make me feel guilty, just like my wife, you're not as grumpy as she is though so I'll do my best...

 

[huskihl]

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I guess I got acclimated to it, plus my life has been threatened on more than one occasion....

Example: the first car (in the thumbnails i believe) is the brain surgeon who crossed the centerline and rearranged my life. I remember the T tops safety glass feeling like rain,when I came back from that metal wrapped in leather steering wheel, I said that mothersticker broke my nose,not realizing that I was sticking my fingers in my nasal cavity. Broke from one end to the other, more metal than 2 090's. My cousin was in passenger seat and I thought he was dead and wanted to get around to help him,but every time I kicked my door to get out,I kept noticing that my feet were turning 90degrees outward/sideways. It turned out that he just had a glass jaw so to speak, and only broke his nose and dislocated his hip.
I tell you that long arse story because he didn't like doctor's or needles and I could had him fighting them in the emergency room, while I enthusiastically waited on a dilaudid drip followed up with a demerol/phenergran chaser! But alas they didn't give it to me (already sat around talking to people on side of road for 45minand been in er another hr and my adrenaline was wearing off) and decided to send me to a bigger trauma unit in ambulance, needless to say I gave the drivers a rough time at this point, even stating that I should drive if they couldn't go any faster. (If anyone here is that driver, Thank you,and I apologize, sincerely for the things I called you)
So don't get her flew shots,but if you learn anything from being forced to endure another of my rambling post,wear your seat belts(unfortunately I don't most of the time, don't like being held down by the man)
And I can also tell you that they make a lot of pretty good flavors of ensure, I know cause my jaw was wired for a month( next time I'll tell you how I bypassed that. And the cool party tricks like blowing smoke out your trach hole when the chicks visiting you don't even realize that it's open still...
Plus several other times life was" threatened " sometimes you even get to ride on helicopters if you plan it right!
Now back to your regularly scheduled program.

I'd prolly go to the hospital for that too

 

[Czed]

Now yer trying to make me feel guilty, just like my wife, you're not as grumpy as she is though so I'll do my best...

Lol

 

[Dolmar Junkie]

I'd prolly go to the hospital for that too

You never know, I laid in the woods for a couple hours (wife said it was longer,not sure cause I was meditating, ohm,ohmm...) When I had a compound tib/ fib fracture (KX450) and didn't want to pay for an ambulance, waited on my wife to get me (had to find her first) in her Excursion w/36's. As I'm crawling in the back seat backwards,she decides because my leg is flopping around like a carp on the bank,that she wants to pick it up for me. I quickly told her that I love her, but if she touched it again I would kick her with my good one! (Adrenaline had already worn off then too, lesson here is if you happen to see me brokeen somewhere, act like you don't see me!)

 

[Dolmar Junkie]

You never know, I laid in the woods for a couple hours (wife said it was longer,not sure cause I was meditating, ohm,ohmm...) When I had a compound tib/ fib fracture (KX450) and didn't want to pay for an ambulance, waited on my wife to get me (had to find her first) in her Excursion w/36's. As I'm crawling in the back seat backwards,she decides because my leg is flopping around like a carp on the bank,that she wants to pick it up for me. I quickly told her that I love her, but if she touched it again I would kick her with my good one! (Adrenaline had already worn off then too, lesson here is if you happen to see me home somewhere, act like you don't see me!)

Not wanting to pay for ambulance, cost me a 24-26 (? Titaniumcranium)thousand dollar bill for helicopter ride..
Life is an adventure, live it...

 

[Dolmar Junkie]

Lol

Is it is good to remind me, I don't always forget everything, just don't remember it until I'm in bed(and those pics are available for sale on the internet)
Griffin and I are going to the prop. where those are after he eats. I'll tie a string around my...

 

[beaglebriar]

Each boy got a squirrel,shoulda had a few more...was a fun morning!

 

[p61 western]

Each boy got a squirrel,shoulda had a few more...was a fun morning!

Looks like it was a good time DJ.

 

[beaglebriar]

Looks like it was a good time DJ.

Started off a little sketchy all the lower logging roads were a sheet of ice and crossing the icy creek in my pickup was a thrill.

Ground was better higher up though.

How's your Saturday going?

 

[Czed]

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I guess I got acclimated to it, plus my life has been threatened on more than one occasion....

Example: the first car (in the thumbnails i believe) is the brain surgeon who crossed the centerline and rearranged my life. I remember the T tops safety glass feeling like rain,when I came back from that metal wrapped in leather steering wheel, I said that mothersticker broke my nose,not realizing that I was sticking my fingers in my nasal cavity. Broke from one end to the other, more metal than 2 090's. My cousin was in passenger seat and I thought he was dead and wanted to get around to help him,but every time I kicked my door to get out,I kept noticing that my feet were turning 90degrees outward/sideways. It turned out that he just had a glass jaw so to speak, and only broke his nose and dislocated his hip.
I tell you that long arse story because he didn't like doctor's or needles and I could had him fighting them in the emergency room, while I enthusiastically waited on a dilaudid drip followed up with a demerol/phenergran chaser! But alas they didn't give it to me (already sat around talking to people on side of road for 45minand been in er another hr and my adrenaline was wearing off) and decided to send me to a bigger trauma unit in ambulance, needless to say I gave the drivers a rough time at this point, even stating that I should drive if they couldn't go any faster. (If anyone here is that driver, Thank you,and I apologize, sincerely for the things I called you)
So don't get her flew shots,but if you learn anything from being forced to endure another of my rambling post,wear your seat belts(unfortunately I don't most of the time, don't like being held down by the man)
And I can also tell you that they make a lot of pretty good flavors of ensure, I know cause my jaw was wired for a month( next time I'll tell you how I bypassed that. And the cool party tricks like blowing smoke out your trach hole when the chicks visiting you don't even realize that it's open still...
Plus several other times life was" threatened " sometimes you even get to ride on helicopters if you plan it right!
Now back to your regularly scheduled program.

Damn that's rough amazing you made it.
I was lucky
I was hit t-boned by a tacoma
He hit my passenger door cavalier z24
It tore my car in half
The window trim sliced the right side of my head open
10 inches or so skull exposed
Didn't even feel it
I kicked the passenger door off me
And pulled him from his truck
He was a logger all that red clay mud covered me head to toe
They thought i crashed a dirtbike at the emergency room lol
He was fine i was sore
No cell phone's then no pics

 

[p61 western]

Started off a little sketchy all the lower logging roads were a sheet of ice and crossing the icy creek in my pickup was a thrill.

Ground was better higher up though.

How's your Saturday going?

Good so far. Just put a Kelly axe head in a vinegar soak.

 

[Dolmar Junkie]

Damn that's rough amazing you made it.
I was lucky
I was hit t-boned by a tacoma
He hit my passenger door cavalier z24
It tore my car in half
The window trim sliced the right side of my head open
10 inches or so skull exposed
Didn't even feel it
I kicked the passenger door off me
And pulled him from his truck
He was a logger all that red clay mud covered me head to toe
They thought i crashed a dirtbike at the emergency room lol
He was fine i was sore
No cell phone's then no pics

It is amazing what the human body can take and what doctor's can do with a decent screw gun.
Also before cellular in my case,89 filmed in potato vision. I think it was 91 before I got my first phone, a bag phone,but I never could figure out the camera function...