not so pros

[GCJenks204]

Can I get you a coffee Dave?

 

[beaglebriar]

why am i always right?
mutherfukkin cable company has been tickling my sphincter for 2+ years about crappy service, tiling on screen, drop outs to internet etc.
finally badger these dickrubbers enough they send out a lineman to replace the drop and then after the recommendations of four different techs they replace the broken and corroded tap face
fast forward a few months and the low hanging new drop gets hit by a semi going down my street and torn out, they just put it back up and bad signal ensues again another year and i finally order a new tier of commercial service that requires a new line, well whatdayafuckinknow its all fixed again, after i spend a couple grand to replace all of my own equipment, turns out its their fault, again
no wonder ineedfuckintherapy the whole world if full of *dipsticks who refuse to do my bidding despite my always being right
this world needs an emperor and i elect me, those who don't submit deserve the hell they inherit
i stumble out of bed at 5:13 to take an epic piss and on the way to my throne some mouthbreathing pimp pillow runs a car into a power pole and I am standing in the dark, wang in hand, stream engaged -
I carry on like a boss, guided by the force
then the *f-wordinbatterybackups all start chirping around the house demanding attention like the soul sucking hoes they are
I gather my apple iLeash and use its evil glow to navigate to the UPSs and silence their happy chatter, insolent devices refuse to answer my mental demands, I gotta go touch them, jealous hungry beasts
As I stumble back to the throne to release a thundershit the power returns, it must have felt my anger
temps dropped into fall range for the first time last night, i slept nude, awoke to darkness and 57 degrees, frost on the wife's car, spent two days trying to clear a parking space, like most other projects, doomed to failure from inception
Why did we trade Dallas for T1?
Ya throw a house party and when a drunken moron shows up and breaks up your parents furniture you invite him to stay and put his dick in the fridge and ask your friends to leave?
It is pretty damn funny when he asks the Anti-porter for a tracking number though
*f-wordindoinksfuckinamish

That's a quality rant.... impressive. Lol

 

[hoskvarna]

Get that man a coffee and a snickers bar
He be ok


Sent from Hoskvarna Hills

 

[hoskvarna]

Well guys putting you on silent mode for the rest of the day. Gotta concentrate
Later boys [emoji256][emoji256][emoji256][emoji256][emoji256][emoji256][emoji256][emoji256][emoji256][emoji256][emoji256][emoji256]


Sent from Hoskvarna Hills

 

[John Wargo]

There must be a vagina somewheres in Pennsylvania.

There is but my wife says I'm not allowed to look at it or touch it.

 

[Glock37]

why am i always right?
mutherfukkin cable company has been tickling my sphincter for 2+ years about crappy service, tiling on screen, drop outs to internet etc.
finally badger these dickrubbers enough they send out a lineman to replace the drop and then after the recommendations of four different techs they replace the broken and corroded tap face
fast forward a few months and the low hanging new drop gets hit by a semi going down my street and torn out, they just put it back up and bad signal ensues again another year and i finally order a new tier of commercial service that requires a new line, well whatdayafuckinknow its all fixed again, after i spend a couple grand to replace all of my own equipment, turns out its their fault, again
no wonder ineedfuckintherapy the whole world if full of *dipsticks who refuse to do my bidding despite my always being right
this world needs an emperor and i elect me, those who don't submit deserve the hell they inherit
i stumble out of bed at 5:13 to take an epic piss and on the way to my throne some mouthbreathing pimp pillow runs a car into a power pole and I am standing in the dark, wang in hand, stream engaged -
I carry on like a boss, guided by the force
then the *f-wordinbatterybackups all start chirping around the house demanding attention like the soul sucking hoes they are
I gather my apple iLeash and use its evil glow to navigate to the UPSs and silence their happy chatter, insolent devices refuse to answer my mental demands, I gotta go touch them, jealous hungry beasts
As I stumble back to the throne to release a thundershit the power returns, it must have felt my anger
temps dropped into fall range for the first time last night, i slept nude, awoke to darkness and 57 degrees, frost on the wife's car, spent two days trying to clear a parking space, like most other projects, doomed to failure from inception
Why did we trade Dallas for T1?
Ya throw a house party and when a drunken moron shows up and breaks up your parents furniture you invite him to stay and put his dick in the fridge and ask your friends to leave?
It is pretty damn funny when he asks the Anti-porter for a tracking number though
*f-wordindoinksfuckinamish

That is a great piece of writing did you write that taking the epic dump ? Nothing better to do

I think you need to call the Chinese and talk saws

 

[Definitive Dave]

you shipped me the wrong parts and many are defective

engineer say parts good thank you

here are pictures of the problems

you can sell parts?

i cant sell defective parts

engineer say parts good, you can sell

i will buy elsewhere

we have many parts look forward to deepening relationship for future

 

[leadfarmer]

why am i always right?
mutherfukkin cable company has been tickling my sphincter for 2+ years about crappy service, tiling on screen, drop outs to internet etc.
finally badger these dickrubbers enough they send out a lineman to replace the drop and then after the recommendations of four different techs they replace the broken and corroded tap face
fast forward a few months and the low hanging new drop gets hit by a semi going down my street and torn out, they just put it back up and bad signal ensues again another year and i finally order a new tier of commercial service that requires a new line, well whatdayafuckinknow its all fixed again, after i spend a couple grand to replace all of my own equipment, turns out its their fault, again
no wonder ineedfuckintherapy the whole world if full of *dipsticks who refuse to do my bidding despite my always being right
this world needs an emperor and i elect me, those who don't submit deserve the hell they inherit
i stumble out of bed at 5:13 to take an epic piss and on the way to my throne some mouthbreathing pimp pillow runs a car into a power pole and I am standing in the dark, wang in hand, stream engaged -
I carry on like a boss, guided by the force
then the *f-wordinbatterybackups all start chirping around the house demanding attention like the soul sucking hoes they are
I gather my apple iLeash and use its evil glow to navigate to the UPSs and silence their happy chatter, insolent devices refuse to answer my mental demands, I gotta go touch them, jealous hungry beasts
As I stumble back to the throne to release a thundershit the power returns, it must have felt my anger
temps dropped into fall range for the first time last night, i slept nude, awoke to darkness and 57 degrees, frost on the wife's car, spent two days trying to clear a parking space, like most other projects, doomed to failure from inception
Why did we trade Dallas for T1?
Ya throw a house party and when a drunken moron shows up and breaks up your parents furniture you invite him to stay and put his dick in the fridge and ask your friends to leave?
It is pretty damn funny when he asks the Anti-porter for a tracking number though
*f-wordindoinksfuckinamish

Holy shat Dave I'm tryin to hunt here you know...I was laughin in side till I got to thundershit an I laughed outlound, spittin tabacky all through my mouth wif tears runnin outa me eyes trying to read my fone in a wind storm an some crazy bastid rights stuff like this....it's a good thing I'm strapped to me tree.[emoji23][emoji23]

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[Stump Shot]

Good Morning. Here's a helper for @Definitive Dave for the day.

 

[Glock37]

Holy shat Dave I'm tryin to hunt here you know...I was laughin in side till I got to thundershit an I laughed outlound, spittin tabacky all through my mouth wif tears runnin outa me eyes trying to read my fone in a wind storm an some crazy bastid rights stuff like this....it's a good thing I'm strapped to me tree.[emoji23][emoji23]

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Here rodney look for these

 

[Stihl working Hard]

Evening Todd, doing alright buddy. How was your day?

Really well thanks Jason

 

[p61 western]

Good morning fellas.

 

[Stihl working Hard]

Good Morning. Here's a helper for @Definitive Dave for the day.
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Good morning Steve

 

[Stihl working Hard]

Good morning fellas.

Good morning Mike hope you have a great day today

 

[p61 western]

Good morning Mike hope you have a great day today

Good evening Todd, how was your day?

 

[Glock37]

Good Morning. Here's a helper for @Definitive Dave for the day.
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Daves new office helper to help answer phones

 

[beaglebriar]

Morning boys. My project for the day...

 

[Stihl working Hard]

That like half the month. GFY

I hate unload them things. Always packed tight and everything is tossed around.

Our containers fortunately are packed by our people in China,so they arrive in good shape

 

[USMC615]

Morning fellas. Looks as if @Jon1212 has found the motherlode of NOS parts with this fella he's helping sort all this stuff out with. Lots of goodies gonna show up I'm sure!

 

[breese]

Daves new office helper to help answer phones

So that's where she went!!
I would swear I worked with / for / on her...