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Urban Dictionary, October 24: Pitchslap

Sliding into someone’s DMs with an unsolicited business proposal or service offer. Connecting with someone under false pretences in order to pitch them...

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You all know what he means, but the lure of the double entendre seems to be too great.

 

[ammoaddict]

One of the all time great feel good movies

Yep. The war was another good movie that came out after sand lot.

 

[3browns]

Chicken, vegetables, and cauliflower rice soup

 

[3browns]

double entendre?

You sound like some kind of fancy frog

 

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You sound like some kind of fancy frog

Yes

 

[Czed]

 

[JoeDirt]

@LAWN BOY Use this, it may help you on your quest. Start previewing before you post and see if it helps.

Urban Dictionary, October 24: Pitchslap

Sliding into someone’s DMs with an unsolicited business proposal or service offer. Connecting with someone under false pretences in order to pitch them...

www.urbandictionary.com

That's not part of the homeschooler curriculum, you've got to go to public school to get one of those dictionaries!

 

[Loony661]

18 degrees this afternoon when I started the TaterTot Hot Dish on the PitBoss.

 

[Mastermind]

Sup fappers?

 

[Woodwackr]

Hope he didn't accidentally hit any wood...

Hm, wasn’t that an earlier discussion?

 

[Mastermind]

Hope he didn't accidentally hit any wood...

Ivermectin will cure that.

 

[3browns]

Hm, wasn’t that an earlier discussion?

Some things are classic and timeless for a reason

 

[Woodwackr]

Sitting down with a hot coffee after running the mighty Scrub Cadet for some driveway blowjobs. LOL

O….k….

 

[Woodwackr]

Ivermectin will cure that.

Only the topical type.

 

[Woodwackr]

Just in case you needed more pics of our schizophrenic weather, here is the sun shining now

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And for you "experts" that is lens flare from shooting directly into the sun so don't give me any crap

Or, your neighbor is testing out his new DEW.

 

[3browns]

Only the topical type.

I'm hoping it comes out in a suppository

You know, for "medical" reasons and stuff

 

[Boomhower]

Ivermectin will cure that.

Guberment will have a booster.

 

[Dustin4185]

I shot a squirrel with my .17 HMR that was trying to get in my lawnmower shed. It was a mangled up mess. Pretty much turned it inside out. They chewed the gas cap off my mower and chewed the bottom out of an upside down 5 gallon bucket and made a nest in it.

Got to head shoot them with those fast little rifles.

 

[Woodwackr]

I'm hoping it comes out in a suppository

You know, for "medical" reasons and stuff

Butt, only the horse size would be of interest to those here…

 

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Sup fappers?

Driveway blowjobs and football.