Not So Pro 3

[Loony661]

Did she carry them in her purse all day, like she does with yours?


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I know you’re not talking about me or my wife. She doesn’t even carry a purse.

For the record, meatballs were in the fridge all day.

 

[maulhead]

Nope

I figured you wanted to play doctor and pretend you were giving him a physical.

 

[dall]

I figured you wanted to play doctor and pretend you were giving him a physical.

You are the only one who wants to play Dr

 

[maulhead]

I know you’re not talking about me or my wife. She doesn’t even carry a purse.

For the record, meatballs were in the fridge all day.

Are you playing along, or are you upset now? After you asked for jokes inbound.

 

[Loony661]

Are you playing along, or are you upset now? After you asked for jokes inbound.

I’m not mad. But for the record, I didn’t ask for jokes, I simply speculated someone would pick the low hanging fruit and run with it.

 

[maulhead]

You are the only one who wants to play Dr

You are the one who asking about cup and squeeze in reference to his balls.

Don't try an gaslight me now.

 

[Woodwackr]

Ya’ll are nuts…

 

[Loony661]

Ya’ll are nuts…

They’re nuts for my balls. Just look at them fighting over me. And I’m already taken.

 

[maulhead]

I’m not mad. But for the record, I didn’t ask for jokes, I simply speculated someone would pick the low hanging fruit and run with it.

Wow, okay.

 

[dall]

You are the one who asking about cup and squeeze in reference to his balls.

Don't try an gaslight me now.

lol i asked if she did the cup and squeeze method

Ya’ll are nuts…

what kind

 

[dall]

They’re nuts for my balls. Just look at them fighting over me. And I’m already taken.

your delusional i was asking a cooking question

 

[Loony661]

Wow, okay.

Don’t get yer panties in a twist Matt.

 

[Loony661]

your delusional i was asking a cooking question

I’m honestly not sure how she makes ‘em. But I’m sure she uses her hands lol

 

[maulhead]

Better get use to it lol

50 years they been attached down there, I'd say I'm pretty used to 'em by now.

 

[LAWN BOY]

Learn to cook so you don't have to depend on a woman to do it for you.

I know the very basics. I really hate cooking tho.

 

[Loony661]

I know the very basics. I really hate cooking tho.

You’ll love life on a whole new level when you discover how to cook a good meal for yourself.

 

[maulhead]

Don’t get yer panties in a twist Matt.

They aren't. Just amusing how it back fired, I guess.

 

[Loony661]

They aren't. Just amusing how it back fired, I guess.

I didn’t think it was a backfire, just an honest answer. But anyway, moving on. No sense in dwelling on it.

 

[ammoaddict]

I know the very basics. I really hate cooking tho.

Its not hard and there are benefits to being able to cook a good meal. I had to do most of the cooking during my first marriage, she was a bit on the lazy side. After we split, I cooked dinner for several women to impress them. Believe me there were benefits. Now in my second marriage I do 90 percent of the cooking because my wife works hard and works late most evenings. I need to eat dinner before 6 for medical reasons so I cook.

 

[dall]

You’ll love life on a whole new level when you discover how to cook a good meal for yourself.

i was 8 years old when i learned to cook

I didn’t think it was a backfire, just an honest answer. But anyway, moving on. No sense in dwelling on it.

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