Not So Pro 3

[3browns]

Here’s a quick guide for you uneducated on snow traveling..
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When we lived up in the White Mountains of Arizona there were a surprising number of snow machines, which makes sense since there was a ski resort a little higher up on the Apache reservation

 

[Stump Shot]

@Mastermind so far this is all I could find out.

 

[p61 western]

Good morning fellas

 

[LAWN BOY]

Mornin’ folks. More snow here. Gotta get my snowmobile to the new property this month sometime.

 

[Bilge Rat]

It is still too cold to be outside.
When the temp gets below 40 even the mail lady stays home.
Yesterday we set fire to the neighbors back yard.

 

[3browns]

Evening lads. Very proud day here.
Our hard working daughter topped off a haul of school awards with a couple of doozys.
Then the haka she and her schoolmates performed to honour the change in year 13 student leadership was powerful and emotional. If it's made public I'll post it up. Completely different vibe to the one we discussed recently.
Keep safe ay.
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So your family surname is T Inkblot?

Is that an old traditional Maori name?

 

[Mastermind]

Got the critters all sorted. Didn't get killed. Life is good. Chainsaws.

 

[3browns]

Didn't get killed...

Slacker

 

[Loony661]

Alright, which one of you slackers only put 1 ear plug in the package?

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

So your family surname is T Inkblot?

Is that an old traditional Maori name?

That was the second attempt. My clumsy phone edit skills had it at 'T looks too much like dikc and balls for those sickos in NSP' originally.

 

[3browns]

That was the second attempt. My clumsy phone edit skills had it at 'T looks too much like dikc and balls for those sickos in NSP' originally.

A valid concern of course

Plus good on the young lady for all her efforts

 

[full chizel]

I put Christmas lights on my truck, not like all you slackers that put them on your houses

I saw a Tesla with lights on it and a few other cars and thought it was phagy.

I don’t put lights around my house. The Messakins that mow the lawn do.

 

[full chizel]

Speaking of Lawnboys, anyone know if Jake is still kicking it down there somewhere? Man that kid was the potted meat king…

Probably could usve actually made something from f himself of he was willibg to tey.

Jake Wells?

 

[Lnk]

I told Glenda that he hadn't told me his name yet, and she said he looked like a "Pork Chop" to her. I reckon he is Pork Chop the bull.....

Yet you claim to not rent pigs.

 

[dall]

Alright, which one of you slackers only put 1 ear plug in the package? View attachment 442203

Wasn’t me
I didn’t wear them

That was the second attempt. My clumsy phone edit skills had it at 'T looks too much like dikc and balls for those sickos in NSP' originally.

So your name is Adam dick and balls ?

 

[dall]

That was the second attempt. My clumsy phone edit skills had it at 'T looks too much like dikc and balls for those sickos in NSP' originally.

Wasn’t me
I didn’t wear them


So your name is Adam dick and balls ?

So you are ashamed of your middle name
Tiny ?

 

[Mastermind]

Yet you claim to not rent pigs.

True.

 

[JoeDirt]

Every so often the floor drain in the service drive in area smells like pickled asshòles. I'm sure the customers enjoy that. The service writers seem to like the smell of festering, chaffed butthole.
I think they definitely botched the plumbing when that addition was done.

Might just be the traps running dry, but I wouldn't doubt if it was botched either.

This is the second time this has happened, but first time that I was there for it. Apparently there is a small sewage pump station, like a garbage disposal for sewage, in the one end of the parking lot that was needed because of how long the lateral is. Nobody knew it was there until the plumber came out last time with a camera truck and found it. It was buried under 2 feet of mulch. The pump inside was broken, and the plumber who came out was able to hotwire it to get the sewer cleared, but he warned it was a temporary fix and it would happen again.

All anyone heard was "fixed". Here we are, a month or two later. Now this time I think the lateral actually has a break in it, in addition to that pump not running.

I drove past this morning. Store is open, and there's no plumber on site. There's a fresh puddle of sewage still out in the parking lot and you can smell it as you drive by. I called and told them I'm not going in until it's fixed.

 

[3browns]

Just spread 120 pounds of traction aggregate on the drive to be able to get to the car and get out of the drive

Had to start at the garage and spread a path as I went

Freezing rain is not my favorite thing

 

[dall]

all talk but he has a point there