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You need a few more scars on them. I hear chicks dig that.

Tony, You must be baking tonight for tomorrow, your hands look prepped and sterile LOL. I don't think either one of us can compete with Ed the hand model. He is huge in Japan.
Lot's of low hanging stuff here too @full chizel and the @Kiwioilboiler.

 

[nbbt]

Good evening fuktards, dallalicks, cornholes and(ers) and may as well include this sites gen-pop.
Have a good turkey day, and for gods sake stay safe and away from those scary OPE's once the beverages start flowing.

 

[3browns]

That's because you do !!!!

Well, yeah...

 

[greystone mountain man]

true story: when my wife and i were engaged she went to grad school in perth australia. LA-Sydney flight was about 13 hours when i went to visit her. this was at the same time Oprah was doing a big tourism push for australia, gave away flights and trips to a bunch of her viewers. they were supposed to be on one plane, an A380. but right before this, the A380
was having engine problems and so they were all grounded. so they were split between two 747s. i was one of only a few people that got crammed onto a flight full of Oprah superfans and then to top it off got super awesome food poisoning mid-flight, so my advice is just fukkin do it cuz your flight has pretty good odds of bein better than mine.

Going down in the ocean would be better than being surrounded by Oprah fans

 

[p61 western]

lol i wont have to worry about it lol

lol maybe

 

[greystone mountain man]

Our favorite steak and prime rib place

Carry on

There was a place in wasilla I eat prime rib but I can't remember the name of it.

 

[greystone mountain man]

In South Carolina, we have this wonderful chair called Old Sparky. I think those two cretins could enjoy riding the lightning if they pulled that stunt here.

And drag it out for a week before they finally make them crispy

 

[Woodwackr]

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You need a few more scars on them. I hear chicks dig that.

That all ya got? Sheesh…

 

[3browns]

There was a place in wasilla I eat prime rib but I can't remember the name of it.

If you ever remember let me know

Not a lot of good meat places there now

 

[greystone mountain man]

Not until now

About time quit dragging ass

 

[Woodwackr]

For real.

Yea, try cleaning parts all day with simple green or any of the other degreasers and still look that good, lol
And, that don’t include Acetone, carb cleaner and brake cleaner…
Usually takes 3-4 days for the skin to regrow.
One of these days I’ll remember to wear gloves…

 

[greystone mountain man]

If you ever remember let me know

Not a lot of good meat places there now

It was a motel up stairs and restaurant on first floor lol that's all I've got right now

 

[Woodwackr]

It was a motel up stairs and restaurant on first floor lol that's all I've got right now

Not Alices’?

 

[palmetto state macs]

Not Alices’?

There’s definitely going to be a massacre there.

 

[3browns]

It was a motel up stairs and restaurant on first floor lol that's all I've got right now

 

[Loony661]

What’s up Richards?!

I just got back from fire training. Chimney fires. Basically what happens when you eat Taco Bell. Except you can’t set a house on an ice cream cone…

 

[Only the Tony]

amateur

For real.

Tony, You must be baking tonight for tomorrow, your hands look prepped and sterile LOL. I don't think either one of us can compete with Ed the hand model. He is huge in Japan.
Lot's of low hanging stuff here too @full chizel and the @Kiwioilboiler.

That all ya got? Sheesh…

This better? I feel good when I don't have something wrong with my hands, but that is not very often. Doing a little baking tomorrow. Brining a turkey tonight. Going to put it on the smoker in the dark of the morning.

 

[3browns]

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This better? I feel good when I don't have something wrong with my hands, but that is not very often. Doing a little baking tomorrow. Brining a turkey tonight. Going to put it on the smoker in the dark of the morning.

Mine is brining as well but I’m just old school oven roasting it

The local newspaper had an article today asking people to please not burn their house down when deep frying their turkey

 

[Woodwackr]

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This better? I feel good when I don't have something wrong with my hands, but that is not very often. Doing a little baking tomorrow. Brining a turkey tonight. Going to put it on the smoker in the dark of the morning.

nice

 

[Woodwackr]

FYI: don't try shipping to/from Canada via USPS right now