Not So Pro 3

[Mastermind]

I'm facing a bit of a conundrum this morning.
I can't take the scoot because I might get knocked out at a Bojangles.
I can't take either truck because they aren't sensible transportation and I might get challenged to a parallel parking competition by a go kart.
Lawnmower is still put away for the winter.
So, either someone will need to come take me to work or I'm going to have to drive the snowblower.

Just avoid the Bo Box.

 

[LAWN BOY]

I'm facing a bit of a conundrum this morning.
I can't take the scoot because I might get knocked out at a Bojangles.
I can't take either truck because they aren't sensible transportation and I might get challenged to a parallel parking competition by a go kart.
Lawnmower is still put away for the winter.
So, either someone will need to come take me to work or I'm going to have to drive the snowblower.

What do you normally drive?

 

[redline4]

What do you normally drive?

GI Joe big wheel.
It's got that Kung fu grip.

 

[stihl livin]

I'm facing a bit of a conundrum this morning.
I can't take the scoot because I might get knocked out at a Bojangles.
I can't take either truck because they aren't sensible transportation and I might get challenged to a parallel parking competition by a go kart.
Lawnmower is still put away for the winter.
So, either someone will need to come take me to work or I'm going to have to drive the snowblower.

I’m on my way Ed. I can’t leave until 3 this afternoon as I have pt and I need to be back tomorrow as I have to go to Ryan Brownes for syrup. Also have a dentist appointment tomorrow afternoon. If this is ok with you I’ll be out sometime when my schedule allows. Probably next week

 

[LAWN BOY]

GI Joe big wheel.
It's got that Kung fu grip.

I must be missing something here…

 

[JoeDirt]

Did you go to school today Joe?

Yes, but I go to big boy school.

Wtf is "regularly scheduled programming" in this thread? Barring the "kids' shows" which I'm not a fan of either, all that was normal for NSP3.

Fair point.

 

[JoeDirt]

View attachment 411596
According to the latest pundits to join these ranks, this picture is a lie. A Ford working and it's not a 7.3. Although the 6.0psd has more horsepower and torque than a 7.3. And the only trucks I have are 3/4 tons that don't roll coal because I have no use for wasted diesel just to impress somebody's boyfriend. Oh, and good morning sandpaper dent puller users and everyone else.

Obviously an AI-generated image. Everyone knows the 6.0s blow their head gaskets and proceed to catch fire the minute you put a hitch ball in the receiver.

Still on the couch going from burning up to absolute freezing. Hold my calls

Sorry to hear that Johnny. Rest up.

 

[dall]

I'm facing a bit of a conundrum this morning.
I can't take the scoot because I might get knocked out at a Bojangles.
I can't take either truck because they aren't sensible transportation and I might get challenged to a parallel parking competition by a go kart.
Lawnmower is still put away for the winter.
So, either someone will need to come take me to work or I'm going to have to drive the snowblower.

You are use to riding something
Call vajayjay and have him give you a ride

 

[Loony661]

Good morning fellas. I feel Ed’s pain - I’m stuck at home today too. Clearly my 3/4 ton diesel isn’t allowed to leave the garage unless it’s pulling a trailer (don’t own one) so I’m not sure how I’m getting to my log landing.

 

[Mastermind]

My F350 is hating life since it found out how impractical it is....

 

[dall]

Good morning fellas. I feel Ed’s pain - I’m stuck at home today too. Clearly my 3/4 ton diesel isn’t allowed to leave the garage unless it’s pulling a trailer (don’t own one) so I’m not sure how I’m getting to my log landing.

everyone knows dodge cant pull a trailer
they are only good for having windows way out and standing up because the owners dick cant

 

[redline4]

I waited at the end of my driveway for Nic, but he wasn't there.
After some internet research I found no Bojangles in the area so I took a chance and took the scoot to work.
There is a KFC in town which I will avoid just in case.

 

[Loony661]

everyone THINKS dodge cant pull a trailer
they are only good for having windows way out and standing up because the owners dick cant

FIXT for accuracy.

 

[Loony661]

everyone knows dodge cant pull a trailer
they are only good for having windows way out and standing up because the owners dick cant

Plus I don’t even have those elephant mirrors on my pickup.

 

[dall]

FIXT for accuracy.

so you agree they stick the mirrors out and up because they are peeing in their underwear if they stand up to pee ?

 

[dall]

Plus I don’t even have those elephant mirrors on my pickup.

dont believe you

 

[John Wargo]

I'm facing a bit of a conundrum this morning.
I can't take the scoot because I might get knocked out at a Bojangles.
I can't take either truck because they aren't sensible transportation and I might get challenged to a parallel parking competition by a go kart.
Lawnmower is still put away for the winter.
So, either someone will need to come take me to work or I'm going to have to drive the snowblower.

You'll get lots of street cred here having your azz whooped at a Bojangles. Imagine how cool you'll be. And the stories for your grandkids.

 

[ray benson]

Good morning. Sunny 45°F/ 7°C going up to 68°F/ 20°C.

 

[Czed]

Good evening slacktards

Bump

 

[lehman live edge slab]

This is what my glorified car with a box got round trip to Tennessee and home. Thought about the baby duramax but guy at work has one and talked me out of it. Don’t know if they’re good or bad overall but he said his hasn’t been great but will do close to 30 if driving nice