Not So Pro 3

[Lnk]

School’s closed because of the wind and weather, first snow machine didn’t fly down the creek until 10:15am. Bunch of slackers!!!

My ride should be here any minute, see you on the other side, I hope they give me the good drugs…

Wishing you a good recovery Gary.

 

[LAWN BOY]

Good afternoon OPE. Slushy snow is coming down right now. Rearranging my grandma’s house since some of the remodeling is done today.

 

[AlfA01]

Did you climb it?

 

[maulhead]

I wish we had snow so I could get my snow machine out.

This is a snowmachine.....




This is a snowmobile.....





ForFuckSakes......

 

[LAWN BOY]

This is a snowmachine.....

View attachment 410476


This is a snowmobile.....


View attachment 410477


Any questions?? FFS

I meant snowmobile. I thought you meant that by snowmachine. I didn’t really know about snow machines.

 

[maulhead]

I meant snowmobile. I thought you meant that by snowmachine. I didn’t really know about snow machines.

If you're from Alaska then it's acceptable to call a snowmobile a snowmachine.

Otherwise everyone else in the lower 48, knows them as a snowmobile.

 

[maulhead]

What's the over under on the pot stirring?

Careful. You'll hurt someone's butt.

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

Now this guy's parents had an NSP sense of humour.

 

[3browns]

If you're from Alaska then it's acceptable to call a snowmobile a snowmachine.

Otherwise everyone else in the lower 48, knows them as a snowmobile.

Damn right

 

[3browns]

This is a snowmachine.....

View attachment 410476


This is a snowmobile.....


View attachment 410477


ForFuckSakes......

I know I have told this story before but WTH, when we bought our first SNOWMOBILE we called USAA Insurance in TEXAS and said we wanted to insure our SNOWMACHINE (yes, we were Alaskans and they are called snowmachines up here) and the lady said why would you need a machine to make snow in Alaska

The funniest part?

Alyeska Ski Resort just outside of Anchorage uses snow MAKERS extensively when Mother Nature is PMSing

 

[John Wargo]

If you're from Alaska then it's acceptable to call a snowmobile a snowmachine.

Otherwise everyone else in the lower 48, knows them as a snowmobile.

The stepdaughters husband is from the Dominican Republic. He calls them snow bikes. Took a minute to figure out what he was talking about

 

[Mastermind]

Yep. I have shingles. Very painful in a weird way. Feels like my skin is being stretched to the point of tearing. That's the best way I can describe it.

 

[dall]

Yep. I have shingles. Very painful in a weird way. Feels like my skin is being stretched to the point of tearing. That's the best way I can describe it.

Low hanging fruit there for some bbc jokes

 

[Mastermind]

Low hanging fruit there for some bbc jokes

Big Block Chevy?

 

[maulhead]

The stepdaughters husband is from the Dominican Republic. He calls them snow bikes. Took a minute to figure out what he was talking about

Them things rip.

 

[maulhead]

 

[dall]

Big Block Chevy?

possibly

 

[maulhead]

I know I have told this story before but WTH, when we bought our first SNOWMOBILE we called USAA Insurance in TEXAS and said we wanted to insure our SNOWMACHINE (yes, we were Alaskans and they are called snowmachines up here) and the lady said why would you need a machine to make snow in Alaska

The funniest part?

Alyeska Ski Resort just outside of Anchorage uses snow MAKERS extensively when Mother Nature is PMSing

That's how I figured out my supervisor at work was from Alaska.

I had a 1/2 day of work, so I loaded a sled (snowmobile) in the bed of my truck, so I could go ride, right after I got done for the day.

Supervisor Quinn see's my sled, says to me, I didn't know you were into snowmachining Matt...

Me, I didn't know you were from Alaska, Quinn....

We both laughed. He was born & raised up there.

 

[beaglebriar]

Yep. I have shingles. Very painful in a weird way. Feels like my skin is being stretched to the point of tearing. That's the best way I can describe it.

I know I’ve said it before but…..if you were a horse they’d shoot ya.

I’ve had shingles, it is not fun. I hope for your sake it’s a mild case.

 

[dall]

I know I’ve said it before but…..if you were a horse they’d shoot ya.

I’ve had shingles, it is not fun. I hope for your sake it’s a mild case.

and you just want to ride him lol