Not So Pro 3

[sawmikaze]

Can't move. Ass is frozed to this chair.

Turn the heated seat on and put it on snapchat.

 

[3browns]

Mornin folks

7 here and winds in the 20 mph range gusting up to the 40s and it ain't a warm wind so wind chill is brutal

Supposed to be dropping down below zero in the morning for a few days with highs in the single digits and no precipitation in sight

Although the utilities in our development are all underground I am really surprised we haven't lost power over the last few days

Just in case I already started a second pot of coffee...

 

[Mastermind]

Turn the heated seat on and put it on snapchat.

My newest truck is an 87 model. Heated seats had yet to be needed, as Americans were not weak nutted pussies.....yet.

 

[3browns]

My newest truck is an 87 model. Heated seats had yet to be needed, as Americans were not weak nutted pussies.....yet.

I am a tough and rugged individual, and I know that for a fact because sometimes I switch the heated seats and steering wheel in my Lexus from automatic to manual control and actually have to push the buttons myself to adjust the heat

Who's a pussy now, huh?

 

[Mastermind]

I am a tough and rugged individual, and I know that for a fact because sometimes I switch the heated seats and steering wheel in my Lexus from automatic to manual control and actually have to push the buttons myself to adjust the heat

Who's a pussy now, huh?

Well not you obviously.

 

[Gullet]

I am a tough and rugged individual, and I know that for a fact because sometimes I switch the heated seats and steering wheel in my Lexus from automatic to manual control and actually have to push the buttons myself to adjust the heat

Who's a pussy now, huh?

I was in a convenience store the other day.
Washed my hands in the bathroom.
The towel dispenser clearly stated "Use BOTH Hands" to pull down.
I only used 1 hand!

 

[3browns]

I was in a convenience store the other day.
Washed my hands in the bathroom.
The towel dispenser clearly stated "Use BOTH Hands" to pull down.
I only used 1 hand!

I don't think I could hang with you, you seem like you are destined to go out in a hail of gunfire from the law cause you are so badass

 

[Gullet]

I don't think I could hang with you, you seem like you are destined to go out in a hail of gunfire from the law cause you are so badass

Word.

 

[cuinrearview]

Tim post some pictures of the meal when they are done on the smoker.

This is just now, at the three hour mark. They're getting flipped meat side down with a bath of my TN buddy's wife's Chipotle bbq sauce. They get foiled with the sauce for two hours on the WSM, a rest in a cooler for the ride to the party, and then will come out about a half hour before game time. I used to do 3-2-1 like I do with spares but I found most of the time back ribs are falling apart after the foil and don't need any more time on the grate.

 

[dall]

My newest truck is an 87 model. Heated seats had yet to be needed, as Americans were not weak nutted pussies.....yet.

so you have one of the plug in seat heaters ?

 

[Dream]

Howdy pud-sickles.
Made a pot of coffee on ole smoky and cooked breakfast this morning.
Currently sharping up some skeery chainsaws to go make noise.
Hope I dont pee myself and get cramps from Testosterone overexposure...

 

[full chizel]

I was in a convenience store the other day.
Washed my hands in the bathroom.
The towel dispenser clearly stated "Use BOTH Hands" to pull down.
I only used 1 hand!

I bet you went out the in door too and vice versa

 

[Jscb1b]

atleast my balls are not in jugs mouth

slackergot

At least jugs's balls are not in my mouth. slackergot.

 

[stihl livin]

This is just now, at the three hour mark. They're getting flipped meat side down with a bath of my TN buddy's wife's Chipotle bbq sauce. They get foiled with the sauce for two hours on the WSM, a rest in a cooler for the ride to the party, and then will come out about a half hour before game time. I used to do 3-2-1 like I do with spares but I found most of the time back ribs are falling apart after the foil and don't need any more time on the grate. View attachment 404762

I did 3-2-1 my first time trying ribs. Now I do 225 for about 5 hours with mustard binder and holy voodoo rub. No sauce either. They have been my go to since I did them this way. I am going to try some like you are doing when I get stop being like Dallas.

 

[dall]

Howdy pud-sickles.
Made a pot of coffee on ole smoky and cooked breakfast this morning.
Currently sharping up some skeery chainsaws to go make noise.
Hope I dont pee myself and get cramps from Testosterone overexposure...
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lol women are usually the ones who do that
but i guess when you are old it happens

At least jugs's balls are not in my mouth. slackergot.

because he doesnt have any

 

[dall]

I did 3-2-1 my first time trying ribs. Now I do 225 for about 5 hours with mustard binder and holy voodoo rub. No sauce either. They have been my go to since I did them this way. I am going to try some like you are doing when I get stop being like Dallas.

youll make someone a good wife

 

[Jscb1b]

lol women are usually the ones who do that
but i guess when you are old it happens

because he doesnt have any

You bit them off.

 

[stihl livin]

youll make someone a good wife

You have the parts to do it now.

 

[cuinrearview]

I did 3-2-1 my first time trying ribs. Now I do 225 for about 5 hours with mustard binder and holy voodoo rub. No sauce either. They have been my go to since I did them this way. I am going to try some like you are doing when I get stop being like Dallas.

Always mustard here too. I've been around the block with commercial and home made rubs. If I were competing i might care, but over coal with good wood chunks I never saw a hell of a lot of difference between all of them and the big tub of GFS bbq rub I use now, exclusively. The brand of coal and species of wood makes a bigger difference to my pallete.

 

[redline4]

I'm not even a little cold.