Not So Pro 3

[dall]

Where the hospital has them is called the morgue, not the air-conditioning room.

Did you have em put back on?
Make up your mind damnit!

Doesn't jugs have them?

Repaired

all you can gfy

 

[Jscb1b]

he has yours

In his mouth.

 

[JugHead27]

 

[dall]

why you so quiet little girl ?

 

[3browns]

And age.

Type louder

I'm old and can't read too well

 

[Gullet]

Type louder

I'm old and can't read to well

You hard of reading.

 

[3browns]

You hard of reading.

Eh?

 

[John Wargo]

@John Wargo @timg and any other pa guys around Pittsburgh on here, you gotta go to this place next time you need work boots. Cool people too.

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Been years since I've been out there. What kind did you buy?

 

[sawmikaze]

Been years since I've been out there. What kind did you buy?

Danner super rain forest.

 

[John Wargo]

Spent the afternoon and evening building a few cabinets for the garage. Trying to get some chit organized. 4 sheets of melamine for the cabinets and one sheet of particle board for the countertop.

 

[Bilge Rat]

30 degrees here in the south.
If this continues tomorrow we will set fire to the neighbors backyard.

 

[3browns]

30 degrees here in the south.
If this continues tomorrow we will set fire to the neighbors backyard.

Head over to your nearest railroad line and grab some ties, they won't miss em

They burn good, stinky, but good

 

[Bilge Rat]

Head over to your nearest railroad line and grab some ties, they won't miss em

They burn good, stinky, but good

We don't need to go far to get burn material.
Heavy woods around the neighborhood and the neighbor gets pallets from the landscape business he runs.
I just cut up an oak tree that fell across his driveway.

 

[Woodslasher]

Only Fans is where you pay to look at pictures of people's buttholes.

Amazingly enough, selling pictures of one's butthole came up in a conversation at work on Thursday. Someone's daughter was complaining that her sister's boyfriend was selling pictures of his butthole online as a job, I think, and the gf was not happy about it. The next morning I had to ask my coworkers if we really had a serious, 30 min+ conversation on selling pictures of one's butthole and what controlled the price of the photos. I also learned what "boofing" and a "colorado campfire" are. People are fughing weird!

 

[dall]

Amazingly enough, selling pictures of one's butthole came up in a conversation at work on Thursday. Someone's daughter was complaining that her sister's boyfriend was selling pictures of his butthole online as a job, I think, and the gf was not happy about it. The next morning I had to ask my coworkers if we really had a serious, 30 min+ conversation on selling pictures of one's butthole and what controlled the price of the photos. I also learned what "boofing" and a "colorado campfire" are. People are fughing weird!

I blame it on @maulhead

 

[maulhead]

I blame it on @maulhead

There's some terms in the urban dictionary.

I'm not interested in knowing what they are.

Nor will I go look them up, based on the context of the conversation.

 

[3browns]

There's some terms in the urban dictionary.

I'm not interested in knowing what they are.

Nor will I go look them up, based on the context of the conversation.

There is a whole world of this crap out there that I am more than happy to stay ignorant of

 

[Woodslasher]

I'll help on boofing, it's sticking a funnel up your azz and pouring alcohol in it. For the other, make sure no one who is somewhat mentally sound is looking over your shoulder when you look it up. And maybe delete your search history afterwards.

 

[maulhead]

There is a whole world of this crap out there that I am more than happy to stay ignorant of

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Says the guy with a brand new only fans account....

 

[3browns]

Says the guy with a brand new only fans account....

A girls gotta make a living…