Not So Pro 3

[Loony661]

Is it safe to come out yet?

Pull up a chair and tell us a story Uncle @3browns ..

 

[JugHead27]

Pull up a chair and tell us a story Uncle @3browns ..

He’s got a lot of stories I bet he’s been around since before coloured TV

 

[dall]

He’s got a lot of stories I bet he’s been around since before coloured TV

Coloured? It’s colored

 

[JugHead27]

Coloured? It’s colored

Suck chit. In canuckistan it’s coloured

 

[dall]

Suck chit. In canuckistan it’s coloured

Eh

 

[JugHead27]

Eh

Yeh

 

[dall]

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

You did indirectly by getting surgery done for your new taiawa. Gotta wait for future Atom(@Kiwioilboiler) to tell me I used the wrong term.

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Not a maori word I could find Toenail. Literal translation would be slacktide water.

Which is probably accurate.

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

Also...

FFS you lot.
Agony Aunt's. Radio DJs announcing every song. Root counts.
Has my phone gone dylexic and swapped NSP for PBS?

 

[Only the Tony]

Not a maori word I could find Toenail. Literal translation would be slacktide water.

Which is probably accurate.

taiawa​

1. (noun) channel, passage, narrow dry watercourse.
2. (noun) vagina.
This is what shows up in this side of the equator when you gurgle slang. Looked like a winner with the double meaning. What would be more appropriate? Tenoteno, Tenetene, Mokakati, Maunene? Puketona would probably work good if it would reference how nasty some people are. Tara shows too many meanings. Kinda hard being a dumb white boy on the other side of the globe who has enough trouble with english.

 

[lohan808]

Monday starts too early. Caught my porch pirate finally. Let's just say somebody got their holiday lumps early this year. Some people just don't need to be using oxygen near me.
My brother is in town. Made the mistake of going to a vegan barbecue with him. Hell when I left I coulda stood flat footed and *s-wordt in a dump truck! How do people eat like that?

 

[Lnk]

Suck chit. In canuckistan it’s coloured

Once again jughead, the people who invent things gets to name them. Lol

 

[Lnk]

Good morning men, I promise, I won't do it again. Lol

Happy Monday.

 

[Mastermind]

Good morning gents.

 

[GCJenks204]

Morning / Evening All. Really heave frosty fog this morning, might make for an interesting drive in. Took Thea out and couldn’t see *s-word.

 

[redline4]

He’s got a lot of stories I bet he’s been around since before coloured TV

I remember we had a black and white TV when I was a kid.

 

[Only the Tony]

I remember we had a black and white TV when I was a kid.

Still have one in the old barn. I could get it out and test the tubes to find out which ones are on the out. Worked sometimes before the signal went digital. Ok when cool, but as they heated up it would start scrolling slowly until the picture went too far to see.

 

[Loony661]

I remember we had a black and white TV when I was a kid.

Us too. And I’m only 38.

 

[Loony661]

And good morning fellas. After a full weekend, now it’s time to get focused on making some money again.

 

[Only the Tony]

While you are here Ed(@redline4), have you played with an 06 Acura AT5 transmission before? Got in-laws sitting here with shifting problems and trying to decide to try drain and fill with new filter and 3/4 shift pressure switches before the brother in law takes it to a transmission shop. Don't want them to have to dump a metric crap ton of money in a transmission if it is not worth it. It's mainly for the MIL but the younger daughter and husband are paying the bills on it. Got to feed the girls and hit the road now. Those vibrating dent pullers aren't going to deliver themselves.