Not So Pro 3

[Mastermind]

Bubba got an old square body beater for a woods truck. In the yard today. Chevy truck. Ford truck. Dodge truck They all will take you where you wanna go. Amazing huh?

 

[Lnk]

Bubba got an old square body beater for a woods truck. In the yard today. Chevy truck. Ford truck. Dodge truck They all will take you where you wanna go. Amazing huh?

@dall

 

[Mastermind]

Bubba got an old square body beater for a woods truck. In the yard today. Chevy truck. Ford truck. Dodge truck They all will take you where you wanna go. Amazing huh?

@dall

He already knows that it needs door pins and bushings.

 

[redline4]

Bubba got an old square body beater for a woods truck. In the yard today. Chevy truck. Ford truck. Dodge truck They all will take you where you wanna go. Amazing huh?

Sure.
The Furd and Dudge will also get you blowjobs from dudes, so there's that.

 

[dall]

Dodge, or get Rammed

Independent suspension is for girls. Talking to the geothermal head honcho the other day, they can’t keep front ends in their 1 ton Chevys due to rough roads. Solid axle with links and coils is where I draw the line, at least it rides decent. Prefer axles and leaf springs.

That big dune I recovered that rolled exploder from the other day…I saw a guy rip a whole front wheel off the front in the whoops at the bottom once.

I almost never have to work on my Cummins engines, and when I do, they are easy to work on, so maybe there’s something to that.

I will admit I like dmax power and smoothness…when I’m in the mood for smooth.

So I guess a Dmax with a SAS would suit me…til the body rattles apart…like a dodge…so Ford it is! If they could get their power plants straight.

Your worse than a woman

Question for you Mr Cummins
A buddies dudge 2003 will only rev up to 2250
What’s wrong with the junk

Bubba got an old square body beater for a woods truck. In the yard today. Chevy truck. Ford truck. Dodge truck They all will take you where you wanna go. Amazing huh?

The Chevy will take you further

Sure.
The Furd and Dudge will also get you blowjobs from dudes, so there's that.

lol why do you think Randy drives a Dakota and the fords lol

 

[redline4]

Your worse than a woman

Question for you Mr Cummins
A buddies dudge 2003 will only rev up to 2250
What’s wrong with the junk

The Chevy will take you further

lol why do you think Randy drives a Dakota and the fords lol

Because their radiators don't leak?



And $20 is $20.

 

[Mastermind]

Sure.
The Furd and Dudge will also get you blowjobs from dudes, so there's that.

Any port will do in a storm I always say.

 

[Loony661]

Question for you Mr Cummins
A buddies dudge 2003 will only rev up to 2250
What’s wrong with the junk

Nothing wrong with his “junk”. Actually, tell him to move his larger than average dick out from behind the throttle pedal while driving.

 

[Mastermind]

larger than average dick

This has been Dallas' nickname since grade school.

 

[redline4]

Nothing wrong with his “junk”. Actually, tell him to move his larger than average dick out from behind the throttle pedal while driving.

Sooo, you've seen Dall's friend's dick.
That's weird.

 

[Loony661]

Sooo, you've seen Dall's friend's dick.
That's weird.

That backfired quickly

 

[redline4]

That backfired quickly

Well, yeah.

 

[dall]

Nothing wrong with his “junk”. Actually, tell him to move his larger than average dick out from behind the throttle pedal while driving.

How do you know

Sooo, you've seen Dall's friend's dick.
That's weird.

It’s a dudge thing
We wouldn’t understand

 

[dall]

Nothing wrong with his “junk”. Actually, tell him to move his larger than average dick out from behind the throttle pedal while driving.

So if I said it was my truck
And told you what the problem was
Would you still give the same answer?

 

[maulhead]

Morning men, 2 degrees and we are under a severe weather warning for winds 55-70 mph causing ground blizzards and whiteouts. The winds are already pretty fierce and building. Unfortunately I gotta take my son to some appointments this morning

Have a good day

Good almost afternoon folks. Claiming to maybe get to 46 today with some sprinkles this afternoon. Stay safe this week with all the goofy driving out there.

 

[Loony661]

So if I said it was my truck
And told you what the problem was
Would you still give the same answer?

Probably.

 

[dall]

Probably.

How do you know I’m not hung like a bee ?

 

[Loony661]

How do you know I’m not hung like a bee ?

I don’t. And never will.

 

[Dream]

Bubba got an old square body beater for a woods truck. In the yard today. Chevy truck. Ford truck. Dodge truck They all will take you where you wanna go. Amazing huh?

I'm shocked.
Cant believe they dont just try to demo derby each other right there in the yard automotive Highlander-style...wait, theyre inanimate objects that serve as basic transportation and a tool for getting work done.
I forgot.
I grew up with my grandfather having Chebbies. Narely remember his '53 3/4 ton flat bed that he farmed with. He sold that and bout the '74 1500 2wd basic long bed truck with a 3 speed manual and factory 350. Stout truck, just not great traction with the one wheel peel. Fairly tall gears for farm work and wood hauling.

Dad was too poor to afford a Chebby, so he bought an old Standard oil company '67 Dudge lwb with the 225 "leaning tower of power" and a 3 on the tree. Baby chit yellow as well. Maybe the ugliest truck I ever saw. I still loved it as a kid, cause I got to do cool stuff with Dad in it. Hunt, fish, etc. He sold that and bought an 84 Nissan king cab 2wd. Decent truck. Automatic with the little Z24 4 banger. Not a lot of power, but ran well.
Then he bought an '87 Dudge 2wd Laramie. Nice truck. 318 was a good motor. Brother ended up with that one.
Dad then bought the '86 Silverado 4wd.

Finally got enough money to buy a Chebby. Damn that thing is a wrecked and fixed worn out hunk of chit...
I have to work on it every time I go up there. Gutless 305 is worn out. Cam is wiped. I can't explain that to him...

Hes got a 2013 Chebby extendo-cab 4 x4 he can drive, so I'm not THAT worried about him walking.

 

[41FanForLife]

All the leaves finally cleaned up around the yard. One thing off my list. Plus GFY if needed