Not So Pro 3

[sawmikaze]

Oh I learn here too. Recently that some tools are girls. "She runs and lubes as she should."
I did know of santee claws before the web though.

Saw the good buck today first time in weeks.
Buggers hide in plain sight.

I sat next to this girl in homeroom in 9th grade that had toenails you could climb a pole with .. at Christmas time I started calling her Sarah Claws..she wanted to kill me..I saw her a few years ago and told me she never forgot me making fun of her for that and even admitted it was pretty funny

 

[Loony661]

Good morning. 55 already going to 66 briefly, and then a quick and big temp drop after dark. It sounds like more seasonal temps are on their way...

Wind advisory here and also expected to hit 65. Unseasonably warm for sure.

 

[5155]

Cat scratch fever lol.
Loopy I had breakfast of chumpians, left over skettie.
Last nice day, get my rear in gear.

 

[41FanForLife]

I sat next to this girl in homeroom in 9th grade that had toenails you could climb a pole with .. at Christmas time I started calling her Sarah Claws..she wanted to kill me..I saw her a few years ago and told me she never forgot me making fun of her for that and even admitted it was pretty funny

Your girlfriend Camille was at the Union Meeting last night. All decked out and ready for a night on the town

 

[Lnk]

Is it true the top 1% hoards 1/3 of America's wealth ?

I heard that somewhere but didn't know if it was true

Closer to half

 

[dall]

@dall

You are the one that needs a hat

Sure to be a controversial opinion.....but is is untrue?
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I say let’s bbq bill gates

 

[dall]

Seen a big rack buck on my way home last night. Big body 6 pointer on my way in today. Dumbshits standing right in the middle of the roads and not wanting to move

My sister and her husband was going to work yesterday and hit a buck and tore up their Toyota Highlander
The insurance guy said 3500 bucks and 16 days in the shop lol
I offered them my Yukon while theirs is in the shop

 

[Mastermind]

I say let’s bbq bill gates

I'm cool with that. Let's throw Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos on the cooker too !!!

 

[Mastermind]

My sister and her husband was going to work yesterday and hit a buck and tore up their Toyota Highlander
The insurance guy said 3500 bucks and 16 days in the shop lol
I offered them my Yukon while theirs is in the shop

See? You ain't a fughin dik every day.

 

[dall]

I'm cool with that. Let's throw Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos on the cooker too !!!

I thought we was doing one a day

See? You ain't a fughin dik every day.

lol Yukon gets 12 miles per gallon
I just like that the insurance is paying for the damage
I’d say right now between Grafton and Morgantown there is a deer killed every day in the 20 mile section

 

[Mastermind]

I thought we was doing one a day

Sounds like a plan.

 

[jacob j.]

Is it true the top 1% hoards 1/3 of America's wealth ?

I heard that somewhere but didn't know if it was true

OPE members hoard 10% of America's breast pumps, so there's that.

 

[dall]

OPE members hoard 10% of America's breast pumps, so there's that.

No wonder why these *f-worders was so interested in my surgery and they hoping it was breast implants

 

[Mastermind]

OPE members hoard 10% of America's breast pumps, so there's that.

Says the world's top hoarder of cargo pants.

 

[3browns]

Morning Heathens, the weather nerds say its 35 and raining, it's actually 30 and snowing, so typical spot on accuracy

A bit breezy so hoping it will die down a bit later so I can use my arctic rototiller without fighting the wind

Right now, moar coffee

 

[41FanForLife]

OPE members hoard 10% of America's breast pumps, so there's that.

Isn't @dall the #1 OPE hoarder of oversized dent pullers?

 

[3browns]

I wear one husky glove and one stihl.
I want an echo hat.
The tripolar equal opportunity fan boy whizzer offer.

Us Dolmar queens is offended

 

[Loony661]

Isn't @dall the #1 OPE hoarder of oversized dent pullers?

Define “oversize”…

 

[3browns]

I put up a stocking that says Randi every year hoping you'll squeeze your good lookin ass down my chimney..

Never gonna happen.

His legs would certainly fit and go all the way down your chimbly

Would that be good enough?

 

[SOS Ridgerider]

I’d say right now between Grafton and Morgantown there is a deer killed every day by my 20 second erection.

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