Not So Pro 3

[full chizel]

thats all id need
but the wind blows up my skirt

Repaired for facts

 

[full chizel]

It has taken us years to trick the sloth out, finally he fell out of the closet.

Fell out of just came out?

You guys left some low hanging fruit.

 

[dall]

Note to self, don’t open any party invitations with WV return addresses

lol

Fell out of just came out?

You guys left some low hanging fruit.

they suck at that

 

[dall]

 

[dall]

You guys left some low hanging fruit.

they suck at that

they like the taste i guess

 

[Mastermind]

Fell out of just came out?

Let's put it like this......his farts don't make a sound.

 

[dall]

Let's put it like this......his farts don't make a sound.

you have to be talking about yourself in third person

 

[Mastermind]

you have to be talking about yourself in third person

I can't hear you over the sound of my awesomeness.

 

[dall]

I can't hear you over the sound of my awesomeness.

you mean your delusional fortitude ?lol

 

[Mastermind]

you mean your delusional fortitude ?lol

Call it whatever you want.

 

[JugHead27]

@Wonkydonkey
Do you have many horse chestnut or Conker trees near your area?

The chestnuts themselves almost look like a varnished walnut furniture finish

 

[USMC615]

you mean your delusional fortitude ?lol

…easy there chin nuts!

 

[JoeDirt]

I spent almost all day cleaning up other people's abandoned hobbies, namely my younger sister's vegetable garden. She bought all the stuff, bought tools, built planters, put dirt in it, planted the seeds and then never touched it again. Nothing grew all summer. I'd love to toss all this crap, (except the ladders, those are mine) into a dumpster. But I'll get *b-worded at if I do that, so it'll sit back here and look like a dump and I guarantee no one will ever use it again.

 

[JugHead27]

I have no idea what has happened but out of nowhere my right knee swelled up over the course of the day and I can hardly bend it

 

[Mastermind]

I have no idea what has happened but out of nowhere my right knee swelled up over the course of the day and I can hardly bend it

Old age.

 

[Lnk]

Old age.

Comes up quick, have to watch out for it. I was fuggin 20 just a few years ago.

 

[redline4]

I can't hear you over the sound of my awesomeness.

I have a t-shirt that says that.

 

[timg]

Evening Turkeys young and old.

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

I have no idea what has happened but out of nowhere my right knee swelled up over the course of the day and I can hardly bend it

It's a Repetitive Strain Injury. And you claim never to have been to a Sconnie "celebration"...

 

[dall]

…easy there chin nuts!

Your chin sore ?

I have no idea what has happened but out of nowhere my right knee swelled up over the course of the day and I can hardly bend it

Stay off your knees
Don’t be like your dad