Not So Pro 3

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Did you Rico beat the outlaws at Lincoln Speedway?

No sir John, Lost power yesterday around 2:30pm and came back on this morning at 2:00am. Was a book reader and no arm chair sprinter series for me last night. LOL

 

[dall]

Yeah?

LOL

Hows you?

lol normal

atleast since the beginning of the year normal

 

[dall]

Yeah?

LOL

Hows you?

i guess some of the guys at work dont have my sense of humor
was a guy on days that got hurt and they modified a cart we use to move the 3400 pound bundles we are taking out and putting back in
they added a piece of metal all the way around the cart where no one can get foot ran over

my guys think its retarded and i got asked if we used the modified cart for the last 3 bundles going out
the dayshift superintendent said the other cart will be modified before we put bundles back in in a couple weeks
he said id be sitting on couch relaxing then

and i said ill be either sitting on couch or ill be ashes when it needs used again

they didnt know what to say to that

 

[beaglebriar]

I can handle chicken doo. Stepping in a big greasy dog log is just gross

They both smell exactly like shít when you jump in the car with the heater on high....

 

[Dream]

i guess some of the guys at work dont have my sense of humor
was a guy on days that got hurt and they modified a cart we use to move the 3400 pound bundles we are taking out and putting back in
they added a piece of metal all the way around the cart where no one can get foot ran over

my guys think its retarded and i got asked if we used the modified cart for the last 3 bundles going out
the dayshift superintendent said the other cart will be modified before we put bundles back in in a couple weeks
he said id be sitting on couch relaxing then

and i said ill be either sitting on couch or ill be ashes when it needs used again

they didnt know what to say to that

So when is your gender reassignment again?
And hows Miss Maddie?

 

[beaglebriar]

i guess some of the guys at work dont have my sense of humor
was a guy on days that got hurt and they modified a cart we use to move the 3400 pound bundles we are taking out and putting back in
they added a piece of metal all the way around the cart where no one can get foot ran over

my guys think its retarded and i got asked if we used the modified cart for the last 3 bundles going out
the dayshift superintendent said the other cart will be modified before we put bundles back in in a couple weeks
he said id be sitting on couch relaxing then

and i said ill be either sitting on couch or ill be ashes when it needs used again

they didnt know what to say to that

Let's hope for the former rather than latter. That fuggin couch wouldn't know what to do without you!

 

[dall]

So when is your gender reassignment again?
And hows Miss Maddie?

lol dr appointment in pittsburgh tuesday
and ill know when they plan on cutting me then

maddie is doing good shes with me this evening but been staying with my sister while im working

hows you slacker

 

[Dream]

Let's hope for the former rather than latter. That fuggin couch wouldn't know what to do without you!

Yeah I'm hoping the same.
Hes not a bad fella(as far as diks go ).

 

[full chizel]

Linemen are a blessing everywhere.

Some are ok.

 

[dall]

Let's hope for the former rather than latter. That fuggin couch wouldn't know what to do without you!

Yeah I'm hoping the same.
Hes not a bad fella(as far as diks go ).

im sure ill be fine and kinda looking forward to it to be done and over

but i still like messing with peoples heads

the place doing surgery is set up to do everything to the heart even transplants

which some say they are surprised i have one lol

 

[Dream]

lol dr appointment in pittsburgh tuesday
and ill know when they plan on cutting me then

maddie is doing good shes with me this evening but been staying with my sister while im working

hows you slacker

Not bad.
Everything here decided to break while I was out of town, so chasing all that.
Got to take the boat out for a few on Friday, but forgot to take my Creamsickle anchor, so the boat got blown around in the wind pretty bad.

 

[dall]

Not bad.
Everything here decided to break while I was out of town, so chasing all that.
Got to take the boat out for a few on Friday, but forgot to take my Creamsickle anchor, so the boat got blown around in the wind pretty bad.

it wouldnt have if you took jason with you lol

 

[dall]

the superintendent tore the ass out of his jeans last night
i told him thats what he gets for wearing skinny jeans
and told everyone around to pick on the superintendent about it

he goes through hell when im around lol

 

[GCJenks204]

So when is your gender reassignment again?
And hows Miss Maddie?

I don’t think I’ve told this story here. A couple weeks back when the MIL was in a semi private room she whispered to Tamara “My roommate is here for gender reassignment surgery and they did it yesterday, you can really hear it in her voice already”. No mom, they discharged they woman that was here and moved a man in this morning…

Of course it’s even funnier when you know that Barb’s “whisper” is the same volume I use to call the dog and everyone within 50 ft can hear.

 

[Dream]

im sure ill be fine and kinda looking forward to it to be done and over

but i still like messing with peoples heads

the place doing surgery is set up to do everything to the heart even transplants

which some say they are surprised i have one lol

Kinda shocked me too main.

All bullchit aside, youre gonna feel like you got trampled by a herd of meth heads when you wake up and the pain meds thin out a little.
Try to do what they tell you to, and you'll be back to master slacker status in no time.

 

[Dream]

it wouldnt have if you took jason with you lol

No, then I woulda just been down 2 hundie worth of groceries, and still blown around by the wind.
Hes got the werms I tell ya.
Aint even fat. Ugly, yeah, but not fat.
Id be 800 fuggin pounds if I ate like that.

 

[dall]

Kinda shocked me too main.

All bullchit aside, youre gonna feel like you got trampled by a herd of meth heads when you wake up and the pain meds thin out a little.
Try to do what they tell you to, and you'll be back to master slacker status in no time.

it cant be much worse than i felt after stress test

 

[dall]

No, then I woulda just been down 2 hundie worth of groceries, and still blown around by the wind.
Hes got the werms I tell ya.
Aint even fat. Ugly, yeah, but not fat.
Id be 800 fuggin pounds if I ate like that.

lol it might be that all semen diet he eats at work that makes him hungry and eat like that when home

 

[Dream]

I don’t think I’ve told this story here. A couple weeks back when the MIL was in a semi private room she whispered to Tamara “My roommate is here for gender reassignment surgery and they did it yesterday, you can really hear it in her voice already”. No mom, they discharged they woman that was here and moved a man in this morning…

Of course it’s even funnier when you know that Barb’s “whisper” is the same volume I use to call the dog and everyone within 50 ft can hear.

 

[Lnk]

it cant be much worse than i felt after stress test

Saved that comment for after surgery. Will compare to how you feel later. I broke my sternum playing hockey once. I would rather get kicked in the sack daily for 3 months than do that again. I hope it goes well for you. Otherwise, how will I know when I am slacking?