Not So Pro 3

[cuinrearview]

I've never had a fortune not make sense when I got Chinese. It happened tonight. Even adding the obligatory "in bed" didn't help. What now? TIA.

 

[Mastermind]

Good afternoon slackers. Saw this and thought I would share
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If the women don't find you handsome, at least they should find you handy.

 

[Lnk]

I've never had a fortune not make sense when I got Chinese. It happened tonight. Even adding the obligatory "in bed" didn't help. What now? TIA.

What did it say? I speak fortune cookie!

 

[cuinrearview]

What did it say? I speak fortune cookie!

"I'd move in bed" is lame...

 

[Lnk]

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"I'd move in bed" is lame...

What that really means is, "that wasn't chicken".

I had one once that said, "help, I am locked in a fortune cookie factory!"

 

[cuinrearview]

What that really means is, "that wasn't chicken".

I had one once that said, "help, I am locked in a fortune cookie factory!"

Maybe I'll start a thread on it.

 

[cuinrearview]

Chime in.

What is this fortune telling me? What would a member say?

@Kiwioilboiler :you're sitting in the wrong seat to leave @USMC615 :move to Georgia, I'm into dudes now @Mastermind :I'd move

opeforum.com

 

[full chizel]

Found out I'll have power after work. Well, non-gasoline supplied power. Next time you cross paths with some Consumer's boys @full chizel tell them I says fanks.

I see them Consumers Energy boys a whole lot. They’re just gas over here.

 

[Mastermind]

Where is Mark?

 

[Lnk]

Where is Mark?

@hoskvarna ?

 

[Mastermind]

@hoskvarna ?

Yeth

 

[dall]

Yeth

havent seen him

 

[Mastermind]

havent seen him

Why the hell not? I leave you in charge for a few hours…..and you lose Mark? WTF ????

 

[dall]

Why the hell not? I leave you in charge for a few hours…..and you lose Mark? WTF ????

i was watching john wayne movies
lol

and you know its a bad idea to put me in charge

 

[USMC615]

I done got the munchies. 3.5lb seared prime chuck roast it is…

 

[USMC615]

I’m juss messing wifs y’all about the munchie thing…this seared prime chuck roast is fittin’ to hit a crock pot with red and gold spuds, sliced portobello mushrooms, sliced onions, and carrots for some lunchtime groceries tomorrow.

 

[Mastermind]

Fugh yous. I'm goin to bed.

 

[full chizel]

Same here. Still 250k lights to turn on tomorrow.

 

[Dream]

Same here. Still 250k lights to turn on tomorrow.

Go get em bo, just keep on doing what you know how to do.

 

[Dream]

I’m juss messing wifs y’all about the munchie thing…this seared prime chuck roast is fittin’ to hit a crock pot with red and gold spuds, sliced portobello mushrooms, sliced onions, and carrots for some lunchtime groceries tomorrow.

Damn good to know the werms aint getting all of that.
Marinating some beef short ribs to cook tomorrow.
Never tried beef ribs. Hope they turn out ok.