Not So Pro 3

[beaglebriar]

You couldn't even get a prostitute to get in those vans
I did take all 46ft of wrap around windows through a drive through a
Nude car wash a few times
It was called playmates tittywash
There was one hot girl and three not hot girls rubbing tittys on a rusted out 1974 dodge tradesman van
They was pissed because it was the same price to wash any vehicle
And those vans had some serious square footage.

I raffed out roud

 

[Agent Smith]

We have several Mexicans that could use a ride back there.

Send em to Martha's Vineyard

 

[full chizel]

5000 cu. yards of dirt here so far

 

[MedicineMan]

Send em to Martha's Vineyard

Preferemos tejas.

 

[JoeDirt]

I wonder how many of the semi's moving the toxic wastewater to texas will experience "incidents"

Glad I'm not doing that *s-word no more!

 

[Mastermind]

So....have any of you fappers pulled a rib muscle while coughing before?

If not, don't. Not recommended.

 

[maulhead]

So....have any of you fappers pulled a rib muscle while coughing before?

If not, don't. Not recommended.

Ask me in another 15-20 years.

 

[dall]

So....have any of you fappers pulled a rib muscle while coughing before?

If not, don't. Not recommended.

Lol your getting soft on us

 

[Mastermind]

Ask me in another 15-20 years.

Mean. But accurate.

 

[Mastermind]

Lol your getting soft on us

Happened last night. Sore as hell.

 

[dall]

Happened last night. Sore as hell.

Sciatic nerve pain when coughing or sneezing hurts too

 

[Loony661]

 

[maulhead]

Mean. But accurate.

Few years ago, my lower back was all messed up, I worked almost 5 months straight without a day off.

I was at the chiropractors, his daughter had some odd smelling incense thing burning.

The incense made me sneeze. The sneeze sent my lower back into a spasm that hurt like hell.

So I can understand what you are talking about.

Needless to say chiro sent me home, he said he could not do anything when my back was in spasm.

 

[Dream]

Preferemos tejas.

And you would prefer them going to Texas because?

 

[dall]

Few years ago, my lower back was all messed up, I worked almost 5 months straight without a day off.

I was at the chiropractors, his daughter had some odd smelling incense thing burning.

The incense made me sneeze. The sneeze sent my lower back into a spasm that hurt like hell.

So I can understand what you are talking about.

Needless to say chiro sent me home, he said he could not do anything when my back was in spasm.

That would be the sciatic nerve lol

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

I wonder how many of the semi's moving the toxic wastewater to texas will experience "incidents"

I experienced a semi during a toxic incident once.

 

[USMC615]

Mornin' Wendy's...60 to 78 and clear.

Can we get a truckload of cheese in here on the double for the whine going around?

 

[41FanForLife]

lol i remember where you live slacker

and im not dead yet

If your going to his place stop by on your way through.

 

[41FanForLife]

Send em to Martha's Vineyard

I worked on the Martha's Vineyard airport back in the day. Pretty nice place up there. Even 20 years ago it was expensive as fugg.

 

[Woodwater]

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