This is REALLY Got Damn disappointing.

I'm gonna make 3 or 4 racks of ribs Saturday on a GAS GRILL.
Thats right, no charcoal or any other trees will be harmed in the making, unless you count the parchment paper and bakers twine I'll be using to wrap them after a quick sear at 500+.(and the dinosaurs that made the propane, LOVE some dinosaur farts

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There will be no bark.
There will, however, be ribs with a nice seasoning rub that will fall off the bone.
I'll do muh best to include pitchers, so you mfers can tell me how I'm doing it wrong, but thats usually muh wifes job.