Not So Pro 3

[farminkarman]

Good morning/evening fellas. Y’all get well or stay well…supposed to be a nice weekend here.

 

[redline4]

If I can make it to 5 without breaking my size 13 off in a service writers ass it will be a fuggin miracle.


And that's all they can tell me.
God forbid they actually ask any questions.

 

[USMC615]

I'd feed Dallas to the first *s-wordt-eatin' bear I came across...juss sayin'.

 

[Big_6]

Service writers gotta work for a box doe-nuts! If it looked so easy on paper every buddy be a service writer!
Ya woodn't need a car in a tree or on a farm tractor!
Slackers!

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[blades]

some of those door frames are like the old bed rails , hard as sin and extremely tough to resist deformation from the door slaming on it. you may or may not be able punch the busted tap out the back side

 

[Mastermind]

If I can make it to 5 without breaking my size 13 off in a service writers ass it will be a fuggin miracle.
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And that's all they can tell me.
God forbid they actually ask any questions.

Take it home for the weekend. Put a few hundred miles on it.

 

[redline4]

Take it home for the weekend. Put a few hundred miles on it.

Only I can jump it over @Stump Shot wood pile tomorrow.

 

[Mastermind]

Only I can jump it over @Stump Shot wood pile tomorrow.
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Ok with me. Carry on.

 

[GCJenks204]

Only I can jump it over @Stump Shot wood pile tomorrow.
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Having driven Tamara’s Spark enough I can diagnose it. The CVT transmission is *s-word and is never where it should be. Acceleration from a stop sign was absolute *s-word with that car. Chugged or you floor it and it “launches”. Smooth acceleration is impossible in that set up.

 

[41FanForLife]

If I can make it to 5 without breaking my size 13 off in a service writers ass it will be a fuggin miracle.
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And that's all they can tell me.
God forbid they actually ask any questions.

Reading that makes me feel better about the stupidity I'm currently dealing with.

 

[41FanForLife]

Ok with me. Carry on.

And pics or it didn't happen...

 

[Big_6]

Cvt transmission warranted to 50,000 Nissan miles, but built to fail at 48,000mi. here. Who wants a cvt vehicle, not me!
find a classic!

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[Mastermind]

When it comes to lighting the smoker.....

This is "the way".

 

[cus_deluxe]

If I can make it to 5 without breaking my size 13 off in a service writers ass it will be a fuggin miracle.
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And that's all they can tell me.
God forbid they actually ask any questions.

Seems like the system would be farther ahead to just have the customer write the service order lol.

 

[redline4]

Seems like the system would be farther ahead to just have the customer write the service order lol.

It would be just like it is now. Maybe even better.
I told the service manager this is a bunch of chit and they need to get their heads out of their asses. He told me "by law they have to write what the customer says". I said, oh so now your a fukking lawyer? You can't even spell judicial system.
So, now everyone is mad at me.
Good.

 

[dall]

@timg . Wanna help me tell the food police to fugg off today? If that little bit of ice cream upset them this will cause a uproar. LOL. View attachment 349822

Your making sure your tool belt is hidden lol

I'd feed Dallas to the first *s-wordt-eatin' bear I came across...juss sayin'.

lol I’m not afraid of breaking your brittle legs and leaving you in the woods
Bear or no bear lol

 

[41FanForLife]

Tools loaded in the GMC. Different job on Monday. Going back to college. Carnegie Mellon University is the next point of death and destruction.

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

Morena E Hoa's.

 

[cus_deluxe]

Tools loaded in the GMC. Different job on Monday. Going back to college. Carnegie Mellon University is the next point of death and destruction.

Its gonna be like that rodney dangerfield movie...cant remember what it was called...
Edit:looked it up, back to school. Classic!

 

[USMC615]

Your making sure your tool belt is hidden lol
lol I’m not afraid of breaking your brittle legs and leaving you in the woods
Bear or no bear lol

Lol