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Been thinking about getting train horns on the truck and van. Tired of these chodes sitting at a green light, staring down at a phone
It don't help. They still just look up and drive off or wave at you in the rearview mirror. Only time loud horns work is when they are coming at you looking down on the phone and they drift across the centerline towards you. Works sometimes.
 

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3S the Mfers.
I'm really close bud. Seriously. We have one sunflower garden that has 30 rows of the 12 foot giants, probably 100 foot long, 1/2 gone. We put the netting up on the two main gardens last night to hopefully salvage those. Real deer fence is in order and garden consolidation to lower cost. Been mulling this place over, more for ideas than the kits. The rolls of the poly deer fence might come from here.

https://www.deerfencing.com/invisible-deer-fence
 

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Evening all. Any of you fkers have a spouse that can’t make up her mind? It’s a freakin vehicle, just pick one!!
Nope. Ma wife always knows what she wants, and, she can usually tell the sales mfer more about the vehicle than them. She / we research things to ad nauseam before purchase. Imagine that lol.
 

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She’s not a super confident driver so it really need to “feel right” to her. Of course, I get to fetch the vehicles for her as she’s scared to have people watch her drive and judge her. She’s now driven a few things and a couple are okay, one she loves. Of course the one she loves is brand new top of the model range.

Have I mentioned she doesn’t really need a car, almost never drives, even if she has one. Would be cheaper to hire a limo when she needs to go somewhere…
With the current driving phobia situation…sounds like the perfect time for a ‘72 Pinto or Maverick. Gremlin or Pacer be a good option as well.
 

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Speaking of dicks, deer. Never had much issue. This year a doe and her twin yearlings are wrecking err thang. Bought $120 in invisible deer netting today to protect the front three. The one way out back willl be a total loss before Monday I'm thinking. Kinda wanna pile em up....
I have a great trick for skinning them. Let me know if you want to shovel some into your freezer.

I think its a lot easier to get away with in Michigan. I've heard it said they sometimes stand on their own dicks.
Step. Twice already this morning.

Idk about these gtg's... sack kicks and rubbings, staring at Kevin's ass and now sniffing peters...
You're getting the picture.

Exactly, he could always adopt



Don't be skeerd, it's just skin.
This guy gets it.
 
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Speaking of meth heads....I scolded one yesterday pretty severely for driving too fast. They all think I'm crazy.....and that's a good thing.
The 90 year old farmer at the end of the road.
It's a dead end road no reason for the guy to be here.
Old man was hauling hay on his atv
When some drunk or methed up guy in a truck just about hit him and ran his atv off the road.
He got the truck stopped
And pulled a 9mm out if his overalls.
And told him
You God damn dirty sonofabitch I'll shoot you in the god damn face
If you ever try to run me over or drive fast past my place again

It worked guy never came back.

His daughter did take the 9mm from him when he threatened to do the same to his neighbor over a dead property line tree.

He still has his shotguns and deer rifles though.
 

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The 90 year old farmer at the end of the road.
It's a dead end road no reason for the guy to be here.
Old man was hauling hay on his atv
When some drunk or methed up guy in a truck just about hit him and ran his atv off the road.
He got the truck stopped
And pulled a 9mm out if his overalls.
And told him
You God damn dirty sonofabitch I'll shoot you in the god damn face
If you ever try to run me over or drive fast past my place again

It worked guy never came back.

His daughter did take the 9mm from him when he threatened to do the same to his neighbor over a dead property line tree.

He still has his shotguns and deer rifles though.

Mine is a .40
 
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