Not So Pro 3

[Saw Collector]

Good evening guy'sView attachment 298587
Visited my friends range.

Why the targets so big and easy?

 

[Saw Collector]

everyone ?

3S the Mfers.

I'm really close bud. Seriously. We have one sunflower garden that has 30 rows of the 12 foot giants, probably 100 foot long, 1/2 gone. We put the netting up on the two main gardens last night to hopefully salvage those. Real deer fence is in order and garden consolidation to lower cost. Been mulling this place over, more for ideas than the kits. The rolls of the poly deer fence might come from here.

https://www.deerfencing.com/invisible-deer-fence

 

[Saw Collector]

I think its a lot easier to get away with in Michigan. I've heard it said they sometimes stand on their own dicks.

Happens in Texas and fake Tennessee too it appears.

 

[Saw Collector]

Evening all. Any of you fkers have a spouse that can’t make up her mind? It’s a freakin vehicle, just pick one!!

Nope. Ma wife always knows what she wants, and, she can usually tell the sales mfer more about the vehicle than them. She / we research things to ad nauseam before purchase. Imagine that lol.

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

Happens in Texas and fake Tennessee too it appears.

I call falsey. No way that imaginaryperson had any sort of pecker able to be seen let alone stood on.

 

[Saw Collector]

My wife just knows i have a low tolerance for ignorant peoples BS.

Mine too as does she. We are the perfect pair.

 

[Saw Collector]

You live by any amish? The Yoder loaders here are just about guaranteed to pull out in front of you, go 15 mph under the speed limit or turn 10 seconds after. Done lots of yelling at those mfers

And they often stink.

 

[USMC615]

Morning perps…66 to 92 and clear. Need to do a little grass cutting today, scattered rain rolling back in for the wknd.

 

[41FanForLife]

Friday safety bulletin. If your breaking the rules in a scissor lift have your buddy do the same thing so you both get thrown off.

 

[USMC615]

She’s not a super confident driver so it really need to “feel right” to her. Of course, I get to fetch the vehicles for her as she’s scared to have people watch her drive and judge her. She’s now driven a few things and a couple are okay, one she loves. Of course the one she loves is brand new top of the model range.

Have I mentioned she doesn’t really need a car, almost never drives, even if she has one. Would be cheaper to hire a limo when she needs to go somewhere…

With the current driving phobia situation…sounds like the perfect time for a ‘72 Pinto or Maverick. Gremlin or Pacer be a good option as well.

 

[cuinrearview]

Speaking of dicks, deer. Never had much issue. This year a doe and her twin yearlings are wrecking err thang. Bought $120 in invisible deer netting today to protect the front three. The one way out back willl be a total loss before Monday I'm thinking. Kinda wanna pile em up....

I have a great trick for skinning them. Let me know if you want to shovel some into your freezer.

I think its a lot easier to get away with in Michigan. I've heard it said they sometimes stand on their own dicks.

Step. Twice already this morning.

Idk about these gtg's... sack kicks and rubbings, staring at Kevin's ass and now sniffing peters...

You're getting the picture.

Exactly, he could always adopt



Don't be skeerd, it's just skin.

This guy gets it.

 

[Mastermind]

Ya aint gotta get all MAD.
Hows your hay makin goin?

This batch is in the barn.

Probably good. He just put a cab on his tractor so he can secretly jam out to ac dc

Yuck !!!

I catch myself once in awhile being the guy who says what no one else wants to

Yeah.....I get that. Hell I even enjoy it.

 

[farminkarman]

Good morning slackers. We finally got some rain last night thankfully. You all have a good one!

 

[redline4]

Morning you bunch of mean spirited, ignorant intolerant, bad joint mf'ers.

Had some heavy rain last night. Humidity is at 98%. Air is a bit thick this morning.

 

[Czed]

Ayoungtexan sighting

 

[Czed]

No offense taken.



Speaking of meth heads....I scolded one yesterday pretty severely for driving too fast. They all think I'm crazy.....and that's a good thing.

The 90 year old farmer at the end of the road.
It's a dead end road no reason for the guy to be here.
Old man was hauling hay on his atv
When some drunk or methed up guy in a truck just about hit him and ran his atv off the road.
He got the truck stopped
And pulled a 9mm out if his overalls.
And told him
You God damn dirty sonofabitch I'll shoot you in the god damn face
If you ever try to run me over or drive fast past my place again

It worked guy never came back.

His daughter did take the 9mm from him when he threatened to do the same to his neighbor over a dead property line tree.

He still has his shotguns and deer rifles though.

 

[Mastermind]

The 90 year old farmer at the end of the road.
It's a dead end road no reason for the guy to be here.
Old man was hauling hay on his atv
When some drunk or methed up guy in a truck just about hit him and ran his atv off the road.
He got the truck stopped
And pulled a 9mm out if his overalls.
And told him
You God damn dirty sonofabitch I'll shoot you in the god damn face
If you ever try to run me over or drive fast past my place again

It worked guy never came back.

His daughter did take the 9mm from him when he threatened to do the same to his neighbor over a dead property line tree.

He still has his shotguns and deer rifles though.

Mine is a .40

 

[GCJenks204]

Morning / Evening All.

Glorious morning, I’m sure I’ll be let down by the time I drive to the office.

 

[dall]

Damn slackers

 

[Mastermind]

Damn slackers

Yeah....these guys. Wow.