Not So Pro 3

[Dream]

 

[Wonkydonkey]

Morning faptastics,
Sunny today, light winds and we have the rule of meeting upto 6 people outside

so we’re going sailing ...as it’s high tide at 13:00

 

[Stihl working Hard]

EEW! I will take the cold winters over that hot stuff.

Iam tending to agree with you after yesterday

 

[Stihl working Hard]

Pretty good Todd. Trying to get all the things done so we can starup. How are you buddy?

Busier than a one armed Bricklayer (Busier than this guy at least but I do like his spirit level)

 

[Stihl working Hard]

Evening sir
Yes they have a little
Today is 1st day of good sunshine and windy so that will help


Sent from Hoskey hilltop

How long do you think before things get back to normal

 

[Stihl working Hard]

Evening Todd, doing alright considering it’s a Monday in the hangars. Wknd was a good just not long enough.

I know that feeling well the fastest part of the week is the weekend

 

[Stihl working Hard]

Just got home. The fughin doctor does not want to cut my finger off. Says I need to give it at least 6 months before making that decision. Bastard.

Hardcore

 

[Stihl working Hard]

Which one of you MF'ers dropped off your bedazzled Acadia and didn't come back into the shop to say hi?
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The owner must be afraid of breaking a nail

 

[Stihl working Hard]

I hand a friend who had a Benign tumour in the end of his index finger. He couldn’t use it and it got in the way.
He saw a few docs over a yr or more. They all wanted to see if and how it grew. He got so pissed about it. He said to the last doc, “if you don’t do it soon, I will do it”

I don’t think the doc believed him.

well, he looked it up on the net. Next thing he made a little box for his finger. And used a 2” chisel and a mallet.
Smoked lots of weed. Then cracked the mallet.
There were a few things he did wrong. Ie not having anyone around, as he could have fainted etc. He did call the ambulance, but was in shock as well.
The other thing was how and where he chopped it off. If it was done right he,d have 1/2 an index finger but now he’s got a nub.

one other thing, I said he was in shock. While on the phone to the ambulance peeps they got him to pick up the finger and bring it with him.
While in the hospital, they said we’re gonna send you off to another hospital so they can fix it back on.
He then said, ahh I don’t want that thing back on it’s got a tumour in it.
That’s when they realised it wasn’t an accident.
They then made him speak to a psychiatrist to make sure he wasn’t going to chop anymore fingers off.

And that’s a true story ..

That’s hardcore sh!t right there

 

[Stihl working Hard]

Did you trade in a backpack blower for that too?

Was wondering the same thing Ed

 

[Stihl working Hard]

The only things I own not 4wd or awd is my lawnmower and the Harley.
Let it snow bishes, I'm not scared!

Lmao

 

[Stihl working Hard]

Good Evening Todd. All is fine. Back from wife's cardiologist checkup. Need to schedule her a stress test.

If the stress test is anything like the one they do here it’s up hill on a treadmill until you stall

 

[Stihl working Hard]

Tell me more about this box.....

Seriously

 

[Stihl working Hard]

Id say a fresh wood chisel would be ideal. Box holds the blade.....BAM! Hamma time

That would seriously fuggen hurt

 

[Stihl working Hard]

Ruh roh...Randy might have a shorter finger by tonight

 

[Stihl working Hard]

How come none of you not heads thought of this?View attachment 289077

Gotta be happy with that I’d use it

 

[Stihl working Hard]

Dinner
Whiskey bbq sauce on baked chickenView attachment 289082

Looks delicious Dave your own recipe

 

[Stihl working Hard]

Good morning OPE hope everyone has a great day today

 

[Slumberjack]

Busier than a one armed Bricklayer (Busier than this guy at least but I do like his spirit level) View attachment 289140

Seems legit to me lol

 

[USMC615]

Morning finger models...52 to 72, looks like some rain coming back in mid-afternoon.