Not So Pro 3

[Dustin4185]

Been here permanently since 2017, have owned the place since 2012. I have fallen for the spring head fake every year I have been here. I think this year is different. The robins have been all over lately. And they know. I trust them more than the weather guessers. Either way, things are waking up from the winter slumber.

Spring peepers for me. As soon as I hear them, freezing weather is over for the most part. I hope it freezes again, I need to plow my garden, lol. I should have done it last month.

 

[Firewood Hoarder]

Effective against everything except basements

 

[Czed]

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

Still more attractive than DJ StankMinge or whatever she calls hoself.

 

[Mastermind]

Still more attractive than DJ StankMinge or whatever she calls hoself.

You know you want that.

 

[maulhead]

Probably a handful of flour, too

Something tells me, A handful of flour, might not be enough.

 

[Woodwackr]

Still more attractive than DJ StankMinge or whatever she calls hoself.

 

[maulhead]

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[Tor R]

Good evening dickheads,

Is that the one your guys use to push immigrants across the border?

 

[Tor R]

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Uber should send something other than a driver in a VW Polo next time!
It is understandable that the driver was afraid of the gravity of the car and a puncture on the way, if a hump was included in the price.

 

[Loony661]

Good evening dickheads,


Is that the one your guys use to push immigrants across the border?

I know you’re probably joking, but this is somewhat offensive and on a topic that’s divisive. I would suggest not trying to be funny about these kinds of things for future reference.

 

[Loony661]

Uber should send something other than a driver in a VW Polo next time!
It is understandable that the driver was afraid of the gravity of the car and a puncture on the way, if a hump was included in the price.

Problem is, Lyft drivers are contracted with their personal vehicles, and don’t know who/what they’re picking up until they get there. They only know that X amount of people want to go from A to B.

 

[maulhead]

Is that the one your guys use to push immigrants across the border?

You can read about that dozer here, and what is was used for.

Marvin Heemeyer - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[3browns]

You can read about that dozer here, and what is was used for.

Marvin Heemeyer - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

That came up a while back in another context and I knew it looked familiar

 

[beaglebriar]

Good Morning/Evening All.

Having a hard time staying apolitical this morning as our nations have entered a trade war that the greatest victims are you and I and everyone that will pay higher prices for goods.

No winners, and 400 million losers.

It’ll be fine. I’ll mail you some Kentucky bourbon and Florida orange juice if you run low…

 

[beaglebriar]

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I’ma put bullet in that motherfùkker!

 

[Tor R]

I know you’re probably joking, but this is somewhat offensive and on a topic that’s divisive. I would suggest not trying to be funny about these kinds of things for future reference.

Of course it's a joke, it should really have been pretty obvious that you don't use that device for something like that, after all, you are a civilized country as far as I know.

 

[Tor R]

You can read about that dozer here, and what is was used for.

Marvin Heemeyer - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

did not knew

 

[Mastermind]

I know you’re probably joking, but this is somewhat offensive and on a topic that’s divisive. I would suggest not trying to be funny about these kinds of things for future reference.

Laughter is good medicine.

 

[Loony661]

Laughter is good medicine.

Agreed, I just saw the whole immigration topic turning into something we would all rather avoid, after last weeks fallout. So I said what I said. If I shouldn’t have, let me know.