Not So Pro 3

[Czed]

Yeah I have a reading comprehension problem….honestly I never gave it a thought.
#imadumbass

Nah the dumbest guy I know is the one who showed his dick pics around to some girls and a guy at work last week
Trying to get some action.
Spoiler alert it didn't go that way
One of the old guys pulled his below the knee cargo pants up and his wang goes down to his kneecap so it falls out and
He said if your's don't look like this you ain't got nothin' to be proud of.
He still didn't learn his lesson because he asked a girl who has her nose and ears pierced if she had any other piercings
She said there's 4 you can't see
Then the idiot asked to see her pierced nipples and whatever else has holes in it.
Brave strategy he's trying.

 

[ammoaddict]

Helps me wake up and I feel like I have more energy throughout the day.

Where do you get it? Do you have a link to it?

 

[beaglebriar]

Where do you get it? Do you have a link to it?

Amazon

 

[Joe Kidd]

Come with rolling papers by any chance?

 

[Loony661]

The last name on the Christmas card he sent me wasn't Davis. Just saying

That lying little bastige.

 

[greystone mountain man]

I love coffee, but stay away from caffeine on days that I log. So these are a game changer for me, added to a cup of decaf. Tea would be good too.

I’ve heard of people taking a full strength shot of it mixed with honey, or molasses. I haven’t tried that yet, though.

Is a full shot good as 2 lines of CRANK

 

[Czed]

When Jason visits him he's not allowed to talk to other men

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If anyone wants to chip in to get him a gift.

Which one do you guy's want to send dallas
There's a few options.

 

[Tor R]

In these egg times I'm trying to find some recipes for you egg-hungry Americans:

 

[GCJenks204]

What is the scoop on the egg shortage? Is it due to Avian Flu quarantines? I friend of mine in Utah posted about Costco having no eggs yesterday.

 

[hacskaroly]

In these egg times I'm trying to find some recipes for you egg-hungry Americans:

We have chicken and duck eggs coming out of our ears...at least 15 dozen sitting on the counter in cartons and getting about 4-5 a day. Numbers will pick up in the spring.

What is the scoop on the egg shortage? Is it due to Avian Flu quarantines? I friend of mine in Utah posted about Costco having no eggs yesterday.

Yeah, someone said some birds had a "disease" so the govt said to kill them, to the tune of a couple of million birds...

 

[Loony661]

Is a full shot good as 2 lines of CRANK

I wouldn’t know but I highly doubt it!

 

[Tor R]

What is the scoop on the egg shortage? Is it due to Avian Flu quarantines? I friend of mine in Utah posted about Costco having no eggs yesterday.

I read that Joe Biden slaughtered millions of chickens during his presidency, at the same rate as his brain cells disappeared, so Americans are short of hens to lay eggs these days.
That was pretty much what was said at the press conference today, and that the new administration had the egg shortage and egg prices very high on its priority list.

 

[hacskaroly]

I read that Joe Biden slaughtered millions of chickens during his presidency, at the same rate as his brain cells disappeared, so Americans are short of hens to lay eggs these days.
That was pretty much what was said at the press conference today, and that the new administration had the egg shortage and egg prices very high on its priority list.

I think they also were banking on all of the roosters identifying as hens to take over the egg laying production too...

 

[Mastermind]

I read that Joe Biden slaughtered millions of chickens during his presidency, at the same rate as his brain cells disappeared, so Americans are short of hens to lay eggs these days.
That was pretty much what was said at the press conference today, and that the new administration had the egg shortage and egg prices very high on its priority list.

Yeah....but can we somehow blame Al Gore? I like fughin with that mfer.

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

So mushrooms, which are wildly reported to be kept in the dark and fed bullshīt, once powdered, wake some of you up?

 

[Woodwackr]

I’ve been doing a scoop of mushroom powder in my morning tea (can’t drink coffee) the last few days. I believe that śhit works as advertised.

Get it from Alice?

 

[3browns]

We are living in the stupidest time in all of human history.

For the life of me, I can't figure out why you would say such a thing

I mean we are educating our children with the greatest most educational books that money can buy and the most modern, well rounded, and relevant curriculum that the finest minds can come up with

What could possibly go wrong?

 

[Woodwackr]

In these egg times I'm trying to find some recipes for you egg-hungry Americans:

Pass….

 

[Mastermind]

For the life of me, I can't figure out why you would say such a thing

I mean we are educating our children with the greatest most educational books that money can buy and the most modern, well rounded, and relevant curriculum that the finest minds can come up with

What could possibly go wrong?



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Good Lord.

Like I've said many times.....

We are living in the stupidest time in all of human history.

 

[Woodwackr]

For the life of me, I can't figure out why you would say such a thing

I mean we are educating our children with the greatest most educational books that money can buy and the most modern, well rounded, and relevant curriculum that the finest minds can come up with

What could possibly go wrong?



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And, that’s one of the tame ones…