Not So Pro 3

[maulhead]

View attachment 431387Finding staples with a recently sharpened knife really chaps my behind. Thanks Steiner! Now I have a new governor spring and a dull knife. Which is evidently filthy.

Don't blame the staple.

I keep a few of these knifes around for general cutting & opening of stuff. Disposable blades, if you watch sails at home depot, often times you can get a 200 pack, of replacement utility blades, for right around $10, I bought 1,000 blades the last sail the depot had. Gave away a few hundred for stocking suffers at xmas to dipchits at work. Kept the rest fur myself, should be good until the next sail at the depot.

 

[Tor R]

Our princess remarries at the weekend and now gets black.

Half of Holywood is heading across the pond to celebrate with the shaman.
Now that we have found out that Dave is in Stavanger with Greta Tunberg, it is not a long way north for our boy so he can get another session from Norway.

 

[Czed]

I canceled at the last minute, but I see you had sex surgery and showed up.

You're thinking of @dall
He cut his junk off for nothing
Jason still dumped him.

 

[Czed]

I ordered some of these Klein vice grips

https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B0CYHYRVT7?ref=ppx_pt2_mob_b_prod_image

To try out they're probably outsourced

https://www.amazon.com/Klein-Tools-80020-Linemans-Induction/dp/B08VWHVZ1P?ref_=ast_sto_dp&th=1&psc=1

Because their regular pliers are pricey.

 

[Lnk]

Looks a lot better this morning....yeah?

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Beautiful.....! Lol

 

[Tor R]

You're thinking of @dall
He cut his junk off for nothing
Jason still dumped him.

I haven't seen dall, have you scared him away?

 

[Lnk]

It’s a debate that will end in our favor, but the pain in the ars is trying to get the money for the parts and labor that I’ve put into it so far. He’s saying the contract was for all maintenance and I’m saying that doesn’t include preexisting conditions.

I had a customer complaining that his bill was too high and that I must have miscalculated it. I took it from him to look it over, told him he was right, forgot to add mileage and travel. Suddenly he wanted to pay the original amount. Nope, corrected it. He had to pay. He will never question a bill again, hoping I made a different mistake. Lol

 

[Lnk]

We are so lucky that we have only had a few droughts in my life.
I absolutely believe that we are involved in and influence the climate, but I am very doubtful about how it can be changed.

We have ONS at the moment and Great Tunberg and co are here to protest.
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I would be passing out t-shirts to a few of them. Lol

 

[Wonkydonkey]

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I think you’re gonna look like someone kicked you in the face . When the bruises start to come out.
I guess/ know it will be worse if you (edit : take ) blood thinners

 

[cuinrearview]

Back to the Not So Pretty thread?

This time it's Tor's fault

 

[Loony661]

Today was a bulldozer kind of day. Now off to fire dept training. Carry on.

 

[Czed]

I haven't seen dall, have you scared him away?

After Jason dumped him i think he went back to @leadfarmer

 

[Tor R]

I would be passing out t-shirts to a few of them. Lol

Oh my, I was trying to understand why they were so offended when I gave them free grease cartridges from Equinor.

 

[Mastermind]

Sounds like an online store for hemmoroid relief products.
I'm sure a bunch of these homo's are on their mailing list.

Define "Bunch"

I haven't seen dall, have you scared him away?

He's been having quite a lot of medical problems. I texted him on his birthday. Hopefully he gets some relief soon.

 

[p61 western]

Good evening fuktards

 

[redline4]

Define "Bunch"

The vast majority..

 

[redline4]

Just about done for today..

 

[John Wargo]

It has finally stopped bleeding. So I used a warm washcloth and got as much blood as I could off. Looks a lot better now. I'm going to slap on a pair of sunglasses, and have my wife take me out for an ice cream.

This eye surgery ain't gonna put a damper on your leg model career is it Randy? Asking for @JoeDirt . LOL

 

[Mastermind]

The vast majority..

Fair enough.

This eye surgery ain't gonna put a damper on your leg model career is it Randy? Asking for @JoeDirt . LOL

Hell No !!!!!

I mean....how could it? These legs are world famous.

 

[farminkarman]

He's been having quite a lot of medical problems. I texted him on his birthday. Hopefully he gets some relief soon.

Well that’s no good I hope he/she/it gets back to doing better soon.