Not So Pro 3

[Mastermind]

My parents have over 7” in the last 24 hours… mudslides being reported in a neighboring county.

Wow.

 

[3browns]

Happy Cake Day @timg

 

[Loony661]

Wow.

Back home is getting hit again.

 

[p61 western]

Happy birthday @timg

 

[stihl livin]

Evening ope. We have seen more rain and clouds this afternoon but did have some peaks of the orange ball in the sky. Got some things done around the house during the break in the rain. I hate to admit it but I slacked like Dallas most of the weekend away so far.

 

[3browns]

So this is my Toro mower with the Briggs and Strap-On “never change your oil” engine

I wanted to let common sense and reason prevail and change the oil but I’m askeered the Toro police might kick my door down and void my warranty

So I’ve come up with a solution I call the “oil enema”

This is not, I repeat, this is not an “oil change”

You lay the patient on their side, put on some Barry Manilow to set the mood, get some latex gloves, and a pint of high zinc flat tappet lube

I prefer synthetic AstroLube

I’ll have to leave the rest to your imagination since this is a family thread and there are lots of fragile little minds up in here



A cigarette after is entirely appropriate

 

[full chizel]

Evening ope. We have seen more rain and clouds this afternoon but did have some peaks of the orange ball in the sky. Got some things done around the house during the break in the rain. I hate to admit it but I slacked like Dallas most of the weekend away so far.

Last i saw @maulhead saw him riding a Harley Street Glide.

 

[full chizel]

So this is my Toro mower with the Briggs and Strap-On “never change your oil” engine

I wanted to let common sense and reason prevail and change the oil but I’m askeered the Toro police might kick my door down and void my warranty

So I’ve come up with a solution I call the “oil enema”

This is not, I repeat, this is not an “oil change”

You lay the patient on their side, put on some Barry Manilow to set the mood, get some latex gloves, and a pint of high zinc flat tappet lube

I prefer synthetic AstroLube

I’ll have to leave the rest to your imagination since this is a family thread and there are lots of fragile little minds up in here

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A cigarette after is entirely appropriate

I have the same one, Is that one 4x4? I never use it though because the Messicans cut it.

I saw a sign that said “if you need help call Jesus” i thought what the hell, why not, so i called. 2 days later they showed up to mow my lawn. They did a good just so i told them to keep coming back.

 

[John Wargo]

Happy birthday @timg . Went fishing with @PA Dan this morning. Then pool time. Fly out to Vegas at 8 tomorrow morning

 

[3browns]

I have the same one, Is that one 4x4? I never use it though because the Messicans cut it.

I saw a sign that said “if you need help call Jesus” i thought what the hell, why not, so i called. 2 days later they showed up to mow my lawn. They did a good just so i told them to keep coming back.

Nah, it’s just rear wheel drive, but it does ok

I wish we had a few crews like that up here

I’m scared to even ask for a price on a weekly contract

Plus it gets my ass outside

I just need to develop some better string trimmer skills and I need to do that before I mow because after I mow my right shoulder isn’t up for much

 

[full chizel]

Nah, it’s just rear wheel drive, but it does ok

I wish we had a few crews like that up here

I’m scared to even ask for a price on a weekly contract

Plus it gets my ass outside

I just need to develop some better string trimmer skills and I need to do that before I mow because after I mow my right shoulder isn’t up for much

Get some goats like @Lnk and you won’t need to mow.

 

[Lnk]

Hay is in the barn. 334 square meals foe my goats. My use is 350-400 per year, so a small second cutting will get it done. It is too fuggin hot for this chit.

 

[Lnk]

HBD @timg

 

[timg]

Happy birthday shout out to @timg have yourself a gooderer one!

Morena E Hoas.
Keep dry wet fullas.
Try getting some wet dry fullas.
And Happy Birthday unca Timofee @timg

Off on a 2.5hr drive for the boys one hour game. Is that good maffs?

Happy Cake Day @timg

Happy birthday @timg

Happy birthday @timg . Went fishing with @PA Dan this morning. Then pool time. Fly out to Vegas at 8 tomorrow morning

HBD @timg

Thx for the birthday wishes guys. I quit counting several decades ago LOL. Thought I would share the card the dogs sent me. And of course Lamb dinner and the champagne of beers wif my wife☆☆☆☆☆.

 

[maulhead]

 

[maulhead]

So this is my Toro mower with the Briggs and Strap-On “never change your oil” engine

I wanted to let common sense and reason prevail and change the oil but I’m askeered the Toro police might kick my door down and void my warranty

So I’ve come up with a solution I call the “oil enema”

This is not, I repeat, this is not an “oil change”

You lay the patient on their side, put on some Barry Manilow to set the mood, get some latex gloves, and a pint of high zinc flat tappet lube

I prefer synthetic AstroLube

I’ll have to leave the rest to your imagination since this is a family thread and there are lots of fragile little minds up in here

View attachment 423611

A cigarette after is entirely appropriate

Got on a board a west bound 747
Didn't think before deciding what to do

 

[Mastermind]

Thx for the birthday wishes guys. I quit counting several decades ago LOL. Thought I would share the card the dogs sent me. And of course Lamb dinner and the champagne of beers wif my wife☆☆☆☆☆. View attachment 423639View attachment 423640View attachment 423641

Happy birthday Tim.

 

[timg]

Thank you Randy!

 

[Woodrow]

how for you from fon du lac? im flying over next weekend, my buddies plane is due for its annual so we are staying with a buddy of his there

I am about 30 minutes south of Fond Du Lac.

 

[cus_deluxe]

I am about 30 minutes south of Fond Du Lac.

right on! i think we will fly into new holstein thursday or friday, stayin til sunday