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[maulhead]

He probably already does that

You don't have to do my laundry yet, so nothing to worry about.

 

[maulhead]

Hukd on fonix wurkd 4 mee

Sure doesn't appear to be the case. From where I'm sitting.

 

[JoeDirt]

Facebook Marketplace find of the day. Paint huffer special right here.

 

[JoeDirt]

Happy birffday @maulhead. Get yourself a good cake. Don't open any birthday E-card email attachments from @dall

 

[Mastermind]

That’s a bad morning. Do you have a 100 pounder for the heater?

2 of em. Both are full now.

Today is my last day of being in my 40's, if that means a damn thing to anyone.

Just another day, another year, another decade, *f-wordinggone.

Happy tomorrow birthday.

 

[dall]

Happy birffday @maulhead. Get yourself a good cake. Don't open any birthday E-card email attachments from @dall

lol gfy sonny

 

[3browns]

Sure doesn't appear to be the case. From where I'm sitting.

When we lived in the bush I was a substitute teacher for a year before I got on full time with the school district

I did long term assignments in every grade from K through 12

In elementary school writing class they did "free writing"

The kids were encouraged to just write whatever they wanted with no worries about those pesky things like spelling, grammar, punctuation , syntax, etc

It was hilarious and scary

The “experts” said it would all come naturally to them later in their school careers

Not so much

Phukking disaster

 

[nbbt]

Dang, lookin to be another frosty one tonite claiming -11f. Glad that there is plenty to feed the stove with close by.

 

[Mastermind]

15° merican here now. Probably be in the single digits by morning.

 

[dall]

15° merican here now. Probably be in the single digits by morning.

already 6 noncommie degrees here

 

[Jscb1b]

15° merican here now. Probably be in the single digits by morning.

You got the Camry out. You should have moved.

 

[3browns]

You got the Camry out. You should have moved.

The Camry don’t hold enough pigs and you know he ain’t leavin them behind

 

[Mastermind]

You got the Camry out. You should have moved.

Got it out again too. Took my wife out for a belated birthday dinner.

The Camry don’t hold enough cows and you know he ain’t leavin them behind

Fixt

 

[maulhead]

Happy birffday @maulhead. Get yourself a good cake. Don't open any birthday E-card email attachments from @dall

I'm still dealing with the nightmares from the one he sent me last year titled, my little princess. I opened it by mistake, then it popped up like 25 more pnp files and it wouldn't let me close the windows, it smoked my hard drive.

Some odd looking girlish thing entering the scene out of a toilet, she kept bragging about how ready she was to compete in the cornhole challenge.

I have not sat on a toilet in a year, as of tomorrow.

 

[dall]

I'm still dealing with the nightmares from the one he sent me last year titled, my little princess. I opened it by mistake, then it popped up like 25 more pnp files and it wouldn't let me close the windows, it smoked my hard drive.

Some odd looking girlish thing entering the scene out of a toilet, she kept bragging about how ready she was to compete in the cornhole challenge.

I have not sat on a toilet in a year, as of tomorrow.


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happy birthday *b-word lol

 

[Woodslasher]

I talked to a real prizewinner today. Dude had an 06 Acura MDX and wanted the bestest brake chit. Slotted rotors, Brembo pads, the works. After 15 minutes of giving him the lowdown on all things brakes he asks if I can recommend a shop to do the brakes, his usual guy seems a little shady. His guy told him he needed brakes a few months ago but his rear brakes have only been grinding for a few weeks and he's just now losing his ability to stop in the front. Obviously he didn't need new brakes a few months ago. What a freaking id-i-ot.

 

[dall]

Damn slackers

 

[Wonkydonkey]

Good un cold morning to y’all


Welcome to the half century club, HBD @maulhead

 

[John Wargo]

Just what old *Phüks would say

You're turning into a old fugger too. Just saying

 

[Lnk]

You're turning into a old fugger too. Just saying

Image him in 40 years, you think he is surly now. Lol