Dallas is lashing out as his argument has no teeth. I would buy my wife flowers, but she has told me it is a waste of money. My wife is very frugal, and loves her animals. Me allowing this to take place makes me a simp. I should eat her goats and chickens to prove I am a man, and that her love for her animals is misguided. This will insure marital bliss. Then I took could just have a friend with benefits instead of a great life shared with my wife. I have been doing this wrong all along, and should seek relationship advice from Dr. Ruth Dallas. Relationship expert.
/s, which means sarcasm, for those without a working sarcasm detector. Lol