Not So Pro 3

[maulhead]

He had to see a demo with meat curtains himself

Little pink houses....

 

[Mastermind]

I took it 3 times and that was enough

Pussy

That song always reminds me of this joke for some reason....

A guy goes to a brothel, and when he walks in he asks for the biggest black woman that madam has available.

The Madam proceeds to offer the man his pick of any young, gorgeous, and skinny women. But he insists on a large black woman.

The madam eventually sends the man upstairs to the fourth door on the left.

When he walks in, he sees a black woman who is pushing 400lbs. She has smile on her face and asks the man what his pleasure was.

He takes his coat off, and demands the woman take off all her clothes and lay on her back. She does as he requests. He then asks her to spread her legs far. She starts to feel excited as she spreads her legs open as far as they go.

Now, he demands her to spread those pink lips. She does as he asks, and she smiles in anticipation of what is to come.

The man picks up his coat, puts it on and pays the woman for her time. Just as he is about to leave the brothel, the black woman has come down the stairs, and along with the madam, demand what his intentions were.

He turns around, and said "My wife wants to paint our house brown with pink shutters. I just wanted to see what it would look like before we did the job"

That's racist.

 

[JugHead27]

Pussy

That's racist.

U old fuggin geek. I figured it was impossible to abuse lsd but this geek did

 

[Mastermind]

U old fuggin geek. I figured it was impossible to abuse lsd but this geek did

And I liked it too !!!!!

 

[Mastermind]

I've been in the bed. Bad cold. Doctor appointment tomorrow.

 

[Mastermind]

Felt like hell for days now. Keeps getting worse instead of better.

 

[maulhead]

That's racist.

Sometimes I have a hard time telling, if you are serious or just joking around.

Would it be racist if it was a 400lb white women, and a white house with pink shutters?

 

[3browns]

Felt like hell for days now. Keeps getting worse instead of better.

Can’t like that

Hang in there

 

[JugHead27]

Sometimes I have a hard time telling, if you are serious or just joking around.

Would it be racist if it was a 400lb white women, and a white house with pink shutters?

A heavy chevy is a heavy chevy

It would just be a White House with pink shutters

 

[Mastermind]

Sometimes I have a hard time telling, if you are serious or just joking around.

If I'm not joking, you would be able to tell.

 

[dall]

I usually glace over you guys flirting & playing virtual tummy sticks.

But doing a bit of math, I was on this site before you. *b-wordes? Lol

You wasn’t in the nsp thread

@maulhead gullet only comes around on a Saturday night when he’s had a few drinks so otherwise I’m left with smacking @dall around lol

You just think you can smack me around
It wouldn’t be a good idea because once I get ahold of your neck I’m not letting go

 

[JugHead27]

You wasn’t in the nsp thread

You just think you can smack me around
It wouldn’t be a good idea because once I get ahold of your neck I’m not letting go

Get you in a headlock you’ll be done for baldie. The youth will prevail

 

[dall]

Get you in a headlock you’ll be done for baldie. The youth will prevail

You’ll be holding your dick in pain before you even put a hand on me

 

[JugHead27]

You’ll be holding your dick in pain before you even put a hand on me

You won’t get me you’re too old and slow and getting more so by the minute lol

 

[GCJenks204]

Thank you to all the prayed for Keith and his comfort. His suffering ended this morning I appreciate all efforts to make his last days more comfortable.

 

[Lnk]

Thank you to all the prayed for Keith and his comfort. His suffering ended this morning I appreciate all efforts to make his last days more comfortable.

Sorry Gary, all dogs go to heaven. Quite the dog party as I am told. Shame we only have them for a few.

 

[Kiwioilboiler]

Thank you to all the prayed for Keith and his comfort. His suffering ended this morning I appreciate all efforts to make his last days more comfortable.

Sorry for your families loss Gaz. Hugs to T and E.

 

[Mastermind]

You wasn’t in the nsp thread

You just think you can smack me around
It wouldn’t be a good idea because once I get ahold of your neck I’m not letting go

Get you in a headlock you’ll be done for baldie. The youth will prevail

You’ll be holding your dick in pain before you even put a hand on me

You won’t get me you’re too old and slow and getting more so by the minute lol

Yinz are on the LSD now I believe.

 

[3browns]

Thank you to all the prayed for Keith and his comfort. His suffering ended this morning I appreciate all efforts to make his last days more comfortable.

My thoughts are with you and your family

 

[dall]

Yinz are on the LSD now I believe.

Nope
Just not gonna let little *b-wordboy talk out his ass lol