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HA HA, 35..53 I don't know, one of those.

There is cake at home so likely going to have to skip going but who knows, there is always lunch time...

Thanks Ed!
Happy birthday Gary !!!!
Just got the call. I'm a teacher starting next Monday morning
Congratulations. Much easier on the body.
 

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Got my hay down. Found a yellow jacket nest. Why do those mfers always sting me near my eye?

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I think I finally got rid of the hornets nest at the house
Glad I didn’t get stung by those worthless things
I lit their nest on fire and I have no regrets killing them
 

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Got my hay down. Found a yellow jacket nest. Why do those mfers always sting me near my eye?

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That sure can't feel very good.

I swallowed a yellow jacket once, it was in my soda, time I realized what happened it stung the chit out of my throat, my neck was all swelled up time I got to the hospital, I could hardly talk & breath, I was signing to the people at the ER, trying to explain what happened. Looking back now it's kinda funny.
 

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I just killed a cricket while I was on the phone with a customers boss in the parking lot






In my pants


I came inside laughing and Carmen asked why and I told her she said she’d have been running around the parking lot screaming

I can’t figure out how or when the heck he got up in there

I was just glad I got whatever it was before it got me

And that it was just a cricket

Bonus points for maintaining composure while on phone with customer
 

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If'n anyone is ever tempted to leave the (push)mower running on top of the yellow jacket nest?
I got a chance one summer....
Even after pressure washing it and re-lubing everything, a few of the bastids still always followed that mower around for two more summers.

Two oz of gasoline in an empty water bottle and wait till bout 4a.m. then stick the bottle in the hole (neck down) and leave it be for a couple of days.
Leaving the bottle in the hole (and no fire nonsense) lets the fumes take out the stragglers that show up over the next couple of days.
 

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If'n anyone is ever tempted to leave the (push)mower running on top of the yellow jacket nest?
I got a chance one summer....
Even after pressure washing it and re-lubing everything, a few of the bastids still always followed that mower around for two more summers.

Two oz of gasoline in an empty water bottle and wait till bout 4a.m. then stick the bottle in the hole (neck down) and leave it be for a couple of days.
Leaving the bottle in the hole (and no fire nonsense) lets the fumes take out the stragglers that show up over the next couple of days.
The push mower works I have done but stay on it for a good 10-15 min
 

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Just got the call. I'm a teacher starting next Monday morning
Congrats J-dawg!
I struggled with the routine a bit in late August / early September but need to keep it going. I am at my best when I do, though at times the extra sleep is really appealing...
Happy Birthday Gary.
Got my hay down. Found a yellow jacket nest. Why do those mfers always sting me near my eye?

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FFS by now you know the drill. WARN MFERS!
 
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